The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

Image description: two digital drawings of stick figures labeled "me eating runny egg sandwich". Each stick figure is holding a sandwich made with an English muffin, bacon, dripy egg, tomato, and something green. One stick figure looks like it is laying down in a big yellow puddle with a drippy yellow line for a mouth. The other is going to town eating the sandwich which has yellow goop exploding from it, all over its face, hands, and body. End ID

speakng from a place of privilege (favorite character who is alive),

unrestrained summer fun