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Dear Space Swap 2025 Creator
Tuesday, 11 February 2025 14:30Thank you for making something for me. I have given you a lot of ideas below. This list is intended to reduce stress and anxiety for you. Please pick a few suggestions you will find interesting or easy or fun to work with, and feel free to ignore where our kinks and favorites conflict. I hope to get a creation with one or two things I like, do not feel any pressure to cram all of my likes in one piece. (If you get to the bottom of this letter and feel like you don’t have enough insight, here’s the Dear Creator tag on my Dreamwidth account.
Also, if you want to remix, reimagine, podfic, make a derivative work of one of my works, I would welcome it.
If I tagged something (medium, trope, relationship, character) and didn’t talk about it in my letter, it’s to give you permission if you are inspired by it. I think I would actually enjoy it, but I have no incredibly specific desire for the thing tagged. But if you want to do that that tag, please do.
Sincerely,
zvi LikesTV
How this letter is organized
- Some stuff I like in general: themes and tropes I do want
- Media Notes: likes and dislikes for vids, podfic, and art
- Do Not Wants: Broken down by stylistic stuff, themes, genres, sex acts
- Something about what I like in the fandoms I specifically requested: Star Trek: Deep Space 9, Jupiter Ascending, Wayfarers, Farscape, Star Trek Strange New Worlds
Some stuff I like in general:
- Worldbuilding and character backstory: I was a science-fiction fan before I was a slash fan or media fan. I think the interesting stories are “but why does it work like that?” and “what happens when you go like this?” I’m especially interested in gender/family roles, religion, and universal (accessible) design.
- Casefic/could be an episode: I requested these fandoms because I like the fandom, so if you want to write something that could have been canon, I will probably like it.
- Trope inversion and crack treated seriously (but nothing from the POV of inanimate objects).
- AUs: canon divergence (especially fix it), time travel, ABO, soulbond, supernatural masquerade [i.e. people are secretly werewolves, vampires, etc. but it's kept secret from mundanes]), kidfic, pregnancyfic including MPREG. I don’t have strong feelings about rules for ABO or soulbond or magical system; I like seeing what you did with the concept. DNW mundane AUs for magical/science-fiction fandoms.
- Queerness: This does not have to be in the context of romantic or sexual relationships! Queer friendship, queerplatonic relationships, child raising, queer political organising, queer community places, all of that is also good!
- Found family: I like when a found family is bonded by going through unusual circumstances no one outside their circle will understand, and they actually like one another by the end of that bonding adventure.
- Marriage of Convenience: I like meeting someone(s) you don’t know well and are unsure if you can trust them, but you are forced by circumstance into proximity and cooperation, and you learn to appreciate and care for one another over time.
- Stories where the protagonists fit into a broader community, especially but not limited to the other canon characters.
- Relationship negotiations: If the characters are asking and answering “What do you need, what do you want, how do we make this work so we’re all happy and content?”, that is great! I like negotiations in order to agree to try a relationship, I like negotiations to change the status of a relationship, and I like negotiations where people’s needs have changed or been newly recognized, so they need changes in the relationship. I’m not interested in breakup negotiations.
- Sex scenes or kinky/bdsm scenes, especially those that advance the plot or reveal something about character.
- Safer sex, cunnilingus, vaginal fisting, rimming, fingering, sex toys, knife play, and pegging
- Lactation kink, real or simulated; joyfully adopted feminization of male-identifying characters; size kink not related to feminizing or emasculating; informal power imbalance, where it's not that they've explicitly negotiated a scene, just that these two people aren't in equal stations in life, and they both are aware of that, and it's just part of how they relate to each other; watersports and omorashi
Media Notes
Fanvid
Just FYI, I’d rather a shorter, clearer vid using just part of a song than one you wound up padding a bit because you picked a great song that’s too long. Music I like: 80’s and 90’s hip hop, 90’s and 2000’s pop, R&B, pop punk, Lillith Fair music, Christmas music, Quiet Storm music, trip hop, post-rock. I generally avoid male singer-songwriters, folk music you can’t dance to, and country music. Here’s my my pop music pandora station if you want some ideas.
I’m in favor of subtitles or burn in captions if you want me to understand the lyrics or pay attention to a specific bit of dialogue. My auditory processing isn’t amazing, so the clearer any vocalists, the more I can appreciate the vid.
Podfic
My auditory processing isn’t the best, so if you could avoid playing music under where you’re speaking, I would appreciate it. I also tend to play my podfic pretty loudly, so if you can keep the volume consistent across the recording, I would appreciate you. (i.e. Please have music volume match the volume of your speech, please keep quiet/whispered dialogue at practically the same volume as the narration.) I actually really like low production (i.e., just your voice, no music and no sound effects) podfic, but add whatever flourishes make you feel great. I'm happy to receive podfic (and repods!) of my own work (I give blanket permission) and I expect that anyone making me podfic has picked a pre-existing fanfiction to podfic, not that they wrote something just to podfic for me. If permitted in this exchange, please say your pseudonym as the podficcer in the recording.Visual art
My favorite comic book artists are Jen Bartel, Sophie Campbell, Elsa Charetier, Sarah Graley, Stephanie Hans, Ariela Kristantina, Phil Noto, Stepan Seijic, Sana Takeda, Brittney Williams.
If I had to summarize what I like about them, it’s that they have active scenes, vivid colors with interesting and detailed fashion, diversity of body type and skin shades, and really, really expressive faces. There’s also a lot of clarity, I always feel like I can immediately tell what I’m looking at, rather than having to decipher the visual.
I like art with detailed objects around the subjects and semi-detailed to detailed backgrounds that reflect the characters. (But if the objects are more symbolic and less “stuff the characters would use and like”, a symbolism cheat sheet would help me appreciate your work more completely.)
Some of the objects I like are food, tools, furniture, tableware.
For fandoms with actors, I like art that references the physical features of the actors over their descriptions in other/original canons, e.g. for The Babysitters Club, I’d like Mary Anne to look more like her actor Malia Baker and less like the book description of the character.
Do Not Wants
Vid music: male singer-songwriters, folk music you can’t dance to, country music, any and all versions of Cohen’s Hallelujah, including the original
Podfic: changing volume levels, music under spoken word
Art: a lot of green or orange
Stylistic
1st person POV/ 2nd person POV; lapslock (all lowercase writing), songfic, poetry
Referring to characters as “the older” or “the taller”. Preferably just use their name, but if you need to use an epithet, please call them the [adjective] [noun] , inanimate object POV stories
Themes or plot points:
Unhappy endings, Extended pining, Requested characters disliking each other (They can be annoyed by /upset with each other, but not really dislike each other), unrequited romantic feelings, Romantic breakups, Infidelity (roleplay or misunderstandings as requested in freeform tags are ok)
Grief, Jealousy, Abuse, Yandere
Slaves, Rape, Rape recovery, Non-con
Major Character death, permanent non-canonical death of requested characters (even if they’re only a minor character in the fic), suicide, self-harm, addiction, illness (graphic descriptions), injury (graphic descriptions)
Genres
Angst, whump, horror, genderswap*, cisswap*, body horror, hurt/comfort, wingfic, D/S au, mundane AUs for fantastic/science-fiction fandoms, character bashing.
*I am happy for characters discovering they prefer to be gender non-comforming or have complicated gender feels. I’m also happy for characters written as already trans in canon, so if a male character is written as a trans man or a girl character is written as a trans girl, that’s great. I don’t want a male character written as a trans woman.
Miscellaneous
Gore, torture, vomit, Brain damage, Cannibalism, zombies, battle scenes, 24/7 BDSM, Total Power Exchange BDSM, Domestic Discipline, quarantine, hanahaki diseaseSex DNWs
- Breath play, including oral knotting, choking, constricting clothes or jewelry on throat, hands creating any pressure on throat
- Age: Fetishizing age difference, sexual activity by or with characters under 14, xexual/romantic relationship between actual guardian/ward, teacher/student, mentor/mentee, etc. (Roleplay is fine)
- Humiliation
- Force-feeding
- Forced feminization
- Feminization as humiliation
- Sugary foods in/near/on genitals/anus
- Vomit
- Scat
- Guro
- Vore
- Spit
- Saliva as lube
- Anal sex without lube
- Menstrual blood during sex, menstruation kink
- Risk Aware Consensual Kink
- Impact play hard enough to break skin
- Figging
- Gunplay
- Body part fetish not requested in tags
Fandom
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Requests: Relationship: Julian Bashir/Keiko O'Brien/Miles O'Brien (DS9), Worldbuilding: Religions (DS9), Worldbuilding: Other businesses on the Prominade (ST:DS9), Worldbuilding: Popular culture on the station (ST:DS9)
I like how Miles is exasperated by everything and Keiko is the only rational adult and Julian is very enthusiastic about everything. I like that Miles has two very clear and different relationships within the context of this triad. Writing this as a V would be great or having a triad develop as Julian and Keiko feel each other out as metamours and then become more intimate would also be great.
If you are not just writing an extended porn story (a story I would be pleased to receive!), please, at a minimum, include the kids in the evolving family dynamics, and, also, possibly Kira in her role as person who feels protective of Kirayoshi’s interests sometimes. I like stories where Julian and Miles are two silly boys playing games and they gradually draw Keiko into their shenanigans, while at the same time everyone maintains their grown up responsibilities and takes care of the children.
Familiarity with canon: I haven’t watched DS9 in a serious way since the finale season, and what I watched before that was sort of spotty, so, um, if you do anything extremely cool with canon, I will probably miss it. I will like it! But I may not recognize it. Feel free to tell me which episodes to watch in order to appreciate your intertextual genius. Also, Next Gen and DS9 are the shows I watched the most of. I’ve seen seasons 1 and 2 of Discovery and Strange New Worlds, a little of Voyager, a smattering of The Original Series and Lower Decks, and nothing from Picard or Prodigy.
Jupiter Ascending
Relationship: Abraxas Family (Jupiter Ascending), Relationship: Caine Wise/Jupiter Jones (Jupiter Ascending), Relationship: Caine Wise/Jupiter Jones/Stinger (Jupiter Ascending), Relationship: Caine Wise/Stinger (Jupiter Ascending), Worldbuilding: Childrearing Practices (Jupiter Ascending), Worldbuilding: Religions (Jupiter Ascending)
I feel like this movie was designed to generate a lore as expansive as Star Wars, but then it didn’t make any money and I didn’t get any art books. Make up stuff about cool alien culture and politics, and I will be your biggest fan. I’m especially interested in how people’s biology affects their relationship. What does it mean for a dogman and a beeman to be friends? Does Kiza ever feel an existential longing for a hive, or has she recreated one at some mundane, human place she goes to? Is Jupiter really fine cleaning toilets, or does she figure out some way to use her galactic wealth without killing people?
Wayfarers
Relationship: Speaker & Tracker (Wayfarers Series)
These two characters are only in book 4, The Galaxy, and the Ground Within, so if we matched on something else and then you panic, this is a good one shot fandom to fill in with.
These two characters are sisters, and I would love a showcase of how they interact. How do other members of their species react to them individually or together? Might they think about joining a larger crew? What does doing the work to spread the tech that comes up at the end of the book look like?
Familiarity with canon: I have read all four books in the series in 2024. Some of the character names run together a bit, but I liked most of the characters from across the series and would welcome cameos from other named characters or from original characters in some of the non-human species she referenced.
Farscape
Character: Aeryn Sun (Farscape), Character: Zotoh Zhaan (Farscape), Relationship: Aeryn Sun & Pilot (Farscape), Relationship: Bialar Crais & Talyn (Farscape), Relationship: John Crichton/Aeryn Sun (Farscape), Relationship: Moya & Pilot (Farscape), Worldbuilding: Childrearing (Farscape), Worldbuilding: Delvian Seek (Farscape), Worldbuilding: impact of first contact on Earth religions (Farscape), Worldbuilding: Religions (Farscape)
I like the cool alien interactions and I sometimes wish they’d played even more with how biological realities affected people’s family life, politics, desires, abilities, etc. No need to write a Crichton-centric or Crichton POV story, but I would like the focus to be on Moya and her crew (or Talyn). My favorite parts of the show are the John/Aeryn relationship, John&D’Argo relationship, Zhaan, the extremely scrappy nature of everything, and when the crew is getting along more than when they’re squabbling. I know Farscape episodes can end with Pyrrhic victories, but I’d prefer a happier ending.
Familiarity with canon: I have watched the whole series, but not in the past 5 years. If you tie into a specific episode or group of episodes, please tag it.
Star Trek Strange New Worlds
Character: Erica Ortegas (STSNW), Character: La'an Noonien-Singh (ST SNW), Relationship: Christine Chapel & Erica Ortegas & Nyota Uhura (STSNW), Relationship: Christine Chapel/La'an Noonien-Singh (ST: SNW), Relationship: Christine Chapel/Nyota Uhura (ST: SNW), Relationship: Erica Ortegas/Christine Chapel (ST:SNW), Relationship: La'an Noonien-Singh & Erica Ortegas & Sam Kirk & Joseph M'Benga (ST:SNW), Relationship: Una Chin-Riley/Neera Ketoul (ST: SNW), Worldbuilding: Anti-Illyrian discrimination (STSNW), Worldbuilding: discrimination against Noonien-Singh descendants (STSNW), Worldbuilding: Emotional/mental health therapy practices (STSNW), Worldbuilding: Fun & Recreation (STSNW), Worldbuilding: Religion (STSNW)
I love everyone in this bar! All of the characters and their relationships. You could make me so happy if we got to see Erica on an away team, or see her solve a problem on the surface by what she can do on the ship. You could write about friends hanging out or people trying to date or just living their life shipboard. You could have the Enterprise do a cool first contact with a species we meet later in canon, but it winds up ~classified~ for some reason. Have fun, do character work, and I’ll be happy.
Familiarity with canon: I have watched both seasons at least twice and listened to the musical soundtrack A Lot. I have watched the Discovery episodes with Spock and Pike./p>
Original work
Relationship: Alien Spaceship Crew & New Human Crewmate (OW), Relationship: Alien who always wanted a pet/Human pet (OW), Relationship: Lonely Alien Retiree/Young Human Mail Order Spouse (OW), Relationships: Human Man Who Just Moved Off Earth/His New Alien Neighbour With Tentacles (M/M) (OW), Relationships: Human Space Empress/Alien Space Empress She Marries To End War (F/F) (OW), Relationships: Human/Last Member of Alien Species That Can Get Mpregnant By Any Species (M/M) (OW), Relationships: Old Human Space General/Her Alien General Old Friend (F/F) (OW), Worldbuilding: Curiously Mobile Alien Flora (OW), Worldbuilding: Zero-G Adapted Civilization
I like worldbuilding and weird biology. Lay it on me.
Some Yuletide Recommendations (plus some bonus MDZS recs)
Wednesday, 1 January 2025 00:29- ( Step One | Becky Chambers' Wayfarer Series; feels like another chapter in the book. )
- ( Valdemar | A Bit of Horseplay; feels like it should have been in an official anthology )
- ( Valdemar | An Unbroken Chain; this partial fix-it does a very good job at capturing Misty's voice )
- ( The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl | Acornfusing Time in Nancy's Otherwise Totally Chill Life; hilarious. Very much in canon voice. Clear enouogh for me to think I see Erica's illustrations )
- ( To Shape a Dragon's Breath - Moniquill Blackgoose | Vermutun and Versuch; feels like the opening chapter of the sequel to one of my favorite books this year. Extends the really solid worldbuilding of the original novel )
- ( Sense8 (TV) | braving everything through the shine of the sun; Capheus often seems one of the less connected and less story-focused members of the cluster. This story is Capheus centric and extremely sweet. )
- ( MDZS/CQL| autumn flower by ScarlettStorm; a beautiful trans awakening )
- Sense8 | something true Triptych of Daniela becoming part of the family
- ( The Saint of Steel - T. Kingfisher | Paladin's Lace; being polite and gracious makes the world just a little bit better )
- ( The Saint of Steel - T. Kingfisher | Bishop Beartongue Takes a Vacation; a fun little mystery, like the tiniest episode of Murder She Wrote )
- "The Saint of Steel - T. Kingfisher | made expressly for you prank warfare declared
- ( The Saint of Steel - T. Kingfisher | Hours and Hands and Eyes ; a really great portrait of religion calling someone to be a better person )
- ( The Memoirs of Lady Trent - Marie Brennan | no quick route to experience; I really enjoyed reading this series this year, much like the Amelia Peabody mysteries, except less murder and more worldbuilding. This story makes two secondary characters kiss extremely satisfactorily )
- ( If Books Could Kill (Podcast), Leverage (US TV 2008) | Eric Adams' Latest Excuses [TEASER] ; sometimes a thing is so spot on it's hilarious )
- ( I Saw the TV Glow (2024) | Excerpts From The Double Lunch: A History of The Pink Opaque and Its Fandom ; this takes the fandom stuff from the movie and extends its beautifully )
- ( God's Own Country (2017) | the five year plan; this absolutely made me want to go back and watch the movie with the idea that this story is their future. HEADCANON ACCEPTED! )
- ( Baby-Sitters Club - Ann M. Martin | changed (for the better) ; felt like it captured everyone's voices )
- ( Abbott Elementary (TV) | The Marriage Plot; reads like an episode )
- ( 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | M�d�o Zǔshī - M�xiāng T�ngxi� | I Married A Snake! by Ibijau; a sweet little comic I've been following for a while. Just finished an arc )
Chapters: 10/10
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jiang Yanli/Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Jiang Yanli/Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Nie Mingjue, Background Cángsè Sǎnrén/Wèi Chǎngzé/Lán Qǐrén, Jiang Yanli & Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao, Jiang Yanli & Wen Zhuliu, Jiāng Yànlí & Everyone Who Needs a Sister
Characters: Jiang Yanli, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Nie Mingjue, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Nie Huaisang, Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao, Jiang Fengmian, Cangse Sanren, Wei Changze, Lan Qiren, Madam Lan (Modao Zushi), Sect Leader Nie (Modao Zushi), Nie Huaisang's Mother, Yinzhu (Modao Zushi), Jinzhu (Modao Zushi), Yu Ziyuan, Wen Zhuliu
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Somebody Lives/Not Everybody Dies, (but some canonical character deaths), Childhood Sweethearts, Arranged Marriage, Threesome - F/M/M, Canonical Character Death(s), Kidfic, Hurt/Comfort, JYL Best Jiejie, Friends to Lovers, Sibling Feelings, Not JFM friendly, Enormous Amounts of Head Canon, Multiple Pov, Canon Typical Violence, Implied Past Abuse, Very Minor Wangxian, Past Nie Huaisang’s Mother/Nie Mingjue’s Mother
Summary:
The topic of Jiang Yanli’s marriage prospects came up while Jiang Yanli sat with her parents one morning, working on an embroidery project.
“Acting Sect Leader Lan suggests that you might be a good match for Lan Huan, now called Xichen,” her mother said to Jiang Yanli. She looked consideringly at Jiang Yanli, who glanced up from her embroidery. A small smile touched her mother’s mouth. “It would be a good match. We will travel to Gusu and discuss this proposition. Make the arrangements.”
Jiang Yanli’s engagement to Jin Zixuan never comes to fruition.
Somehow, someway, she finds her way to true happiness regardless.
( sweet )
If you can't beat them, recruit them
Sunday, 14 July 2024 23:48Chapters: 48/48
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Nie Huaisang & Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian & Wen Qing
Characters: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Nie Huaisang, Wēn Qíng, Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Jiang Yanli, Jin Zixuan, Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao, Nie Mingjue, Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei, Mo Xuanyu, Wēn Remnants, Mò Xuányǔ's Mother, Qin Su (Modao Zushi), Qin Cangye, Song Lan | Song Zichen, Luo "Mian Mian" Qingyang, Lan Qiren, Sisi (Modao Zushi), Xiao Xingchen, Baoshan Sanren, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, Conspiracy, Spies & Secret Agents, Team as Family, Found Family, Burial Mounds, Temporary Character Death, Canon-Typical Violence, Pining, Morally Ambiguous Character, Rumors, Politics, Background JZX/JYL, Developing Friendships, Good Uncle Lan Qiren, Demonic Cultivation (Modao Zushi), YilingWei Sect
Series: Part 1 of wwx time travels and accidentally creates a platonic harem
Summary:
Rather than mourning a future that had not happened yet, he would rather work with all his might to prevent it from happening. [...] His aim was to fortify his home and his family so that they would never again be left vulnerable to greedy cultivators aiming for his genius. For that, he needed help.
He may be a genius, but he was not the cunning manipulative man they thought him to be.
No, that was not him.
He knew who was, though.
(Or: Wei Wuxian uses a powerful array to go back in time and builds a secret squad to prevent the misfortunes of the future.)
( cute but too long )
no subject
Friday, 28 June 2024 12:12Chapters: 31/31
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Original Male Character(s), Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian & Original Male Character(s), Minor or Background Relationship(s)
Characters: Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Original Male Character(s), Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Original Characters, Nie Mingjue, Jiang Fengmian, Jin Guangshan, Jin Zixuan
Additional Tags: Child Neglect, Child Abuse, Child Abandonment, Homelessness, project give Wei Ying a Twin, if you can’t grow one storebought is fine, what’s better than one smart street kid?, Two of course, Murder, War, Warning: Wen Ruohan, Warning: Jin Guangshan, Warning: Jin Zixun, project give Jin Zixuan a new sect, and a husband who dotes on him, what’s better than one Wei Ying?, Why two of course, Lan Zhan is so very into it, child sexual abuse (discussion), Jin ZiXun is a dick, Jin Zixun was abused but he’s still a dick
Summary: After Mama and Baba died, Wei Ying thought he could take care of himself. He’d thought. But winter was coming, and the wind had gone cold. The feral dogs were getting bolder, and Wei Ying had nowhere to stay safe. He just… needed help. A little help. From someone.
When the terrified scream rang out, Wei Ying didn’t hesitate. Even if he didn’t have help, he could maybe help someone else and that was almost as good. Turns out, yeah, it was as good, in ways that Wei Ying couldn’t have seen coming.
( ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ )
Chapters: 10/10
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hua Cheng/Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Characters: Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, He Xuan (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Feng Xin (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Mu Qing (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Pei Ming (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Qi Rong (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Shi Qingxuan, Lan Jingyi, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, Jin Zixuan, Nie Huaisang
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Reality Show, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Worst Cooks in America AU, Cooking, Bad Cooking, war crimes committed in the form of cooking, Crack, Fluff, content warning for absolute unhinged chaos, hua cheng and lan wangji are running a chef boot camp, Xie Lián Can't Cook (Tiān Guān Cì Fú), wwx can cook but he’s only here to torment lwj, Simp Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Podfic Available, Social Media, for the last couple chapters!
Summary:
“I made you ‘Love for All Seasons’ stew,” Xie Lian says.
Hua Cheng makes an odd sort of choking noise that the sound department either will or will not be generous enough to edit out during post-production. “It’s beautiful.”
Lan Wangji regards the stew. “This looks like it was regurgitated.”
OR: an mdzs/tgcf crossover au of worst cooks in america
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don’t threaten me with a good time (60023 words) by livinginaworldofnoise
Chapters: 11/11
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Characters: Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Jiang Yanli, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Lan Jingyi, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, Ouyang Zizhen, Luo "Mian Mian" Qingyang, Nie Huaisang, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Wen Qing (Modao Zushi), Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, some other random characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Reality TV, Alternate Universe - The Great British Bake Off Fusion, wwx is a chaos demon determined to make gbbo more exciting, lwj cares about the Integrity of Bake-Off, who will win????, Fluff, Fluff and Crack, gbbo au, content warning for absolute unhinged nonsense, Enemies to Lovers, by enemies i mean BAKING RIVALS of course, the last two chapters are the twitter reactions to the show so, Social Media AU, Podfic Available
Summary:
“I’m using orange liqueur to make my cake more interesting. Give it a bit of a kick, you know?”
Lan Wangji’s expression has only changed minutely—not a lot of range there, it seems—but Wei Wuxian can tell he is perturbed by this information. “Alcohol? In cake?”
“Honestly, I’m not sure any cake should even be made without alcohol,” Wei Wuxian says, offering another beatific smile that Lan Wangji does not return.
OR: the great british bake-off au???
These are both very funny send ups of some of the nicer reality television shows with a large Twitter section at the end. The interactions between contestants and between contestants and judges are a little more mean spirited than on the source shows, but very much in a humorously exaggerated evil way.
Guanyin's Gift by Potboy (Galadhir)
MDZS/CQL. 36,479 words
Meng Yao is thrown back to his 8 year old self and promptly decides to do everything differently.
I found this quite charming, but also much more kid fic than I was expecting.
Meng Shi is given the space to be a character of her own and take her own agency, and Meng Yao choosing alliance over violence is exactly what I want from time travel fix it for villains. I also appreciate Meng Yao's complicated relationship with the Nies and much less complicated relationship with the Jin.
This story is very much pre-slash rather than slash.
Never Grow A Wishbone (123680 words) by ShanaStoryteller
Chapters: 25/25
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Neville Longbottom
Additional Tags: Post War, professor!draco, Professor!Harry, Draco pov, Slytherins Aren't Evil, War is Complicated, Language is cultural, Slow Build, No character bashing, Unreliable Narrator, VERY UNRELIABLE NARRATOR, HP: EWE, Monthly updates, Politics, mostly politics a little everything else, which isn't what i intended but it's what we got, realistic politics, or more realistic than fic usually has, which fills a lot of people with anger i guess
Summary:
She almost smiles, and true alarm starts to build in his chest. “I’m afraid I’m not here for something so small. Professor Roberts has resigned.”
“Good,” Draco says honestly, “Would you like a list of suitable alternatives? I know a number of competent potions masters abroad, but then of course you’d have to hire another teacher to act as the Slytherin head. I’m afraid you’ve dried up all the half decent Slytherin Potions masters.”
“Not all of them,” she says quietly.
He blinks. She can’t be serious. “You can’t be serious.”
“Gravely,” she says, “Mr. Malfoy, I am not above begging.”
What the bloody fuck. “I don’t even like potions!”
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Draco returns to Hogwarts.
He has a duty to his blood and his name and his house, and he will fulfill it.
Fantastic world building both in the sense of the construction and the reveal. Extremely slow burn romance, somewhat faster burn on the friendships. I enjoyed this one a lot.
All's Well That Ends Well
Monday, 8 April 2024 23:33Despite the title, MiamMian is only a main character in one story in the series. Do not read this fic for MianMian.
People recovering from narcissistic and abusive parents, people negotiating class diferences, some BDSM thrown in as a treat, this series is fantastic.
WWMMD? by 99_9 - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
Might seduce your dad type (I'm the bad guy. Duh)
Monday, 8 April 2024 23:24What if Lan Quiren and his B+ parenting makes Wen Ruohan choose to be better?
I love this fic: it's funny, it's romantic, it's excellent kid fic, and the larger cultivation world plot (we do get there, eventually) works, too. Fuck QHJ.
( The Other Mountain by nirejseki - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù )
Diaspora with magic
Monday, 8 April 2024 23:21( i only came here for you by ScarlettStorm - 有翡 | Legend of Fei (TV), 有匪 | Bandits - priest )