Profile

I am just an irregular guy, and I still have something left to lose.

I am somewhat shy and introverted, except when I am not. This is much less true than it used to be.

I am a viking window washer.

I enjoy a fine single-malt.

I would like to say that I am a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, but I do not think Churchill was actually talking about me.

I am neither a particle nor a wave.

I am a geek. I am a freak. I think freak should have two e's.

I am a reader. I read a lot.

I am a hiker. Take only pictures, leave only footprints, kill only vandals.

I am a biker. I finally have a ride again (2001 Yamaha VStar Classic foully murdered - replaced by a 2003 Moto Guzzi Stone and a 1997 EX250 ETA: and a 2007 Ducati ST3s ETA: and a 2010 Buell XB12X, ETA: and a 2008 Yamaha WR250R, the garage is starting to get a little crowded!), so I feel comfortable saying that.

I have nothing to prove.

I am a skier. I probably will never ski again. Sad Christmas.

I am not unemployed. Go me.

I am a homeowner. Saying that scares me, makes me feel old, and makes me feel good, all at the same time.

I am not very good at writing about myself, at least in non-fiction.

I am bored now. More later.