Trifa JK-pOp

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A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

The first student, Kei raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue".

The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Then Sara says, "Grass is definitely green.

"The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

Next is Ryu raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?"

The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion."

So Ryu replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."



3 ~ Math

Lil Ryu is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah Sensei?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Ryu answers "Well, Sensei, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Ryu, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, Sensei, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Ryu, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Lil Ryu replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"


3 ~ Questions

Ryu is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The Lil Ryu confused by this goes to his Papa, Ueda Tatsuya. "Papa", the Lil Ryu asks, "What's a pussy?"

Ueda being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Ryu, that is a pussy."

The Lil Ryu then asks "What's a bitch?"

Ueda again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Ryu, this is a bitch."

Ryu walks away still confused, and sees his father, Nishikido Ryo watching television. The Lil Ryu walks up to him and says "Dad, what's a pussy?"

Ryo doesn't want to miss the soccer game so he quickly whips out his Playboy magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Ryu, this is a pussy!"

The Lil Ryu, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?"

Ryo replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"


4 ~ Sandwich

Ueda Tatsuya and her little boy, Ryu were walking through a park in Tokyo and they pass two squirrels having sex.

The little boy asks Ueda, "Papa, Papa, what are they doing?"

Ueda responded, "They're making a sandwich."

Then they pass two dogs having sex and the Lil Ryu again asks what they were doing. Ueda again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the Lil Ryu walks in on Ueda and Ryo and said "Papa, Dad, you must be making a sandwich because, Papa has mayonnaise all over his mouth!!!"