I wanted an overview of my current WIPs, compiling this turned out to be a much bigger undertaking than I initially thought. This should be the situation as of February 5, 2023 (unless I missed something making this).

The guardian fic are all show canon, or AUs. I shall mention if anything is novel based. The numbers are only there so I know how damn many WIPs I have, they're not meant to indicate any sort of priority for anything. (117 altogether btw, because I can't be bothered to figure out continous numbering right now.)

These are literally the titles of the documents, and yes, I am definitely embarrassed about some of them.

To be edited

These are technically WIPs since they're not posted yet, but they just need a round of editing and podficcing and they're ready to post.

Guardian

1. spanking, ~2k, weilan, nsfw, a hint of twincest and weilanzun
2. sequel let's break the ice, ~6.8k, sfw, weilan
3. nano 2022, >50k, nsfw, weilanzun+occasional Da Qing (actually 25 small fics, but I can't be bothered to look at all of them, or figure out how many words there are)
4. everything's meant to be broken, ~30k, nsfw, weilanzun (sequel to lies meant to be kept)

Weilan derivatives

1. Xun Xu/Meng Shaohui, ~7.1k, sfw

WIPs

Guardian

<1k words

1. deaged SW, <1k, probably weilan and idk maybe twincest (we'll see)
   • Instead of trying Shen Wei to a pillar Ye Zun decides to turn him the same age(ish) they were when Ye Zun was taken by the rebel leader (see how SW likes being young and helpless and at someone else's mercy). Except then Ye Zun just can't resist tiny, worried gege with his big eyes and needs to protect him (also probably finds out what actually happened in the past, because to de-aged SW it happened recently).
2. arranged marriage yohe, <1k, weilan, lanzun
   • Zhao Yunlan ends up in YOHE and stumbles into an existing marriage agreement with the Black Cloaked Envoy… that then instead ends up in a marriage agreement with the Rebel Chief (Ye Zun at that point but they don't know that of course). Everyone is upset, but I guess Zhao Yunlan is doing it for peace and whatnot.
3. cuddle the enemy, <1k, weilan
   • AU where Dixing and Haixing are at war. There's peace talks and diplomatic teams and whatnot and Zhao Yunlan is very bored. He might want to cuddle Heipaoshi.
4. SW stalker, <1k, weilan,
   • Shen Wei somehow stumbles into Zhao Yunlan's existence years before he did in canon. And then starts stalkins Zhao Yunlan, of course Zhao Yunlan catches onto something at some point.
5. ZYL memory loss, <1k, weilan
   • Instead of time travel Zhao Yunlan is immortal and has amnesia. There are some issues here with some of the details, but lots of handwaving will make it work.
6. I just had a dream, <1k, weilan
   • Literally a dream I had where Shen Wei is some kind of god that happens to rescue Zhao Yunlan for some reason. And then keeps rescuing him. And Zhao Yunlan figures out that Shen Wei will show up if he's in danger so then he starts deliberately putting himself in danger. Shen Wei is not happy about it, but of course still keeps saving him.
7. Mass Effect xover?, <1k, weilan(zun?)
   • The Hallows throw the three of them off somewhere else somewhere around the show ending, because they somehow know the reapers are coming and someone needs to do something. Set somewhere around ME2.
8. amnesia au, <1k, weilan
   • Shen Wei doesn't remember being the Black Cloaked Envoy. He meets Zhao Yunlan earlier than canon, they get married, everyone's happy. The SID is pretty busy with no BCE around. And then something happens and Shen Wei starts remembering, slowly in bits and pieces that don't make any sense (alright, I admit I might have rewatched the Long Kiss Goodnight).
9. monster!ZYL... prequel? <1k, no weilan because it's before they meet
   • Musings on little monster Zhao Yunlan's life before he meets Shen Wei in a night club.
10. android au, <1k, weilan
    • Zhao Yunlan used to be Kunlun during a war or something, got deactivated, but somehow Shen Wei managed to save him, but he got sent off somewhere to be reprogrammed/memory wiped instead and Shen Wei has been trying to find him ever since.
11. AC crossover, <1k, weilan
    • Post-death Desmond meets Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan post-death. And then once Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan drag themselves back to the living (because post-canon fix-it of course) they take Desmond with them.
12. soulmate au writing, <1k, weilan
    • Soulmates can write on their own skin and it appears on the other one. Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei are soulmates separated by time, but they can still write to each other (because of the Hallows somehow).
13. another soulmate thing, <1k, weilan(zun?)
    • Soulmate bonding between Dixingren and Haixingren always skews in favour of Dixingren because something about dark energy making the bond and it ends up with the Haixingren sort of subservient. It is somewhat public knowledge that Zhao Yunlan has the Black Cloaked Envoy's mark. He's sixteen when they bond and he… has expectations. Things turn out quite different.
14. serum time travel, <1k, weilan
    • The serum at the end of the show makes Zhao Yunlan travel in time, but he can't control it. Just jumping from one moment to another, never there long enough to do much. Eventually, should somehow end up in a fix-it.
15. wish, <1k, weilan
    • Someone makes a wish to change one thing and the world is suddenly entirely different. Things go very bad. But possibly a somewhat hopeful ending anyway.
16. android sci fi au, <1k, weilan
    • Really just an excuse to write a scene with Zhao Yunlan flirting with android!Shen Wei and some outsider being horrified/disapproving. Because androids, you know.
17. Shen Xi and Shen Wei, <1k, weilan
    • AU where Shen Wei and Shen Xi learn to know each other because the treaty says that her son and the Black Cloaked Envoy will be married and Shen Xi wants to meet this man. Zhao Xinci will just have to indulge her.
18. Parallel, <1k, weilan
    • Somehow post canon (fix-it) Zhao Yunlan ends up seeing a parallel timeline in glimpses. His mom is still alive there. Somehow the two timelines seem to be converging and Zhao Yunlan doesn't know which one he wants to be real, because he's never seen Shen Wei in those moments when he sees the other world.
19. this nice AU, <1k, weilan(zun?)
    • More or less canon setting, except nothing bad is going on and everyone is doing well and Shen Wei and Ye Zun get along just fine. And Ye Zun decides to pretend to be Shen Wei and go flirt with Zhao Yunlan because he wants to know more about this human that Shen Wei has been hung up on for ten thousand years.
20. amnesia, <1k, lanzun, weilan
    • Zhao Yunlan loses his memory when he's in Dixing to free Shen Wei from the pillar. And then Ye Zun finds him, and well, takes advantage.
21. time travel fix it - ye zun, <1k
    • post-canon Ye Zun ends up travelling back in time to fix thing, but it means he initially ends up back in the pillar.
22. Dance, dance, <1k, weilan
    • Alright this is novel verse and entirely ridiculous. There are videos somewhere on the internet about the 'dance' stoats do to confuse prey (or something, it's weird) and what if that's what Little Ghost King did when hunting?
23. so what happened in YOHE, <1k, weilanzun
    • Zhao Yunlan manages some last minute rescuing of Ye Zun while back in time and things go differently.
24. sequel - he had a name, <1k, weilanzun
    • Sequel to https://archiveofourown.org/works/26892040/chapters/65617987. Zhao Yunlan is in Dixing and they try to work things out.
25. cohabitation, <1k, weilanzun in some form
    • Ye Zun is stuck in the pillar and his body is gone, and he can't just make a new one. Wanting to help Ye Zun, and make up with him, Shen Wei offers to share his own body with Ye Zun.
26. surviving, <1k, weilan
    • Both Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei somehow live through the show end, but Shen Wei doesn't survive it well.
27. chronic pain, <1k, weilan
    • Post-canon fix-it, but Shen Wei is left with chronic pain and needs to learn to live with that.
28. arranged marriage, <1k, weilan
    • The Black Cloaked Envoy and Kunlun got married back in the day, and now with the anniversary of the Treaty signing coming up, they need to do a whole Black Cloaked Envoy getting married to a Haixingren thing again.
29. blind? <1k, weilan
    • A lot of Dixingren are born blind, Shen Wei happens to be one of them. Because of the whole living in darkness thing, which doesn't make as much sense for Shen Wei, but I'm going with that anyway.
30. tiny dragon, <1k, weilan, damian
    • One tiny dragon ficlet in the series that I started and haven't finished.
31. sequel? yohe, <1k, weilan
    • Another instalment in the time travel fix-it series (https://archiveofourown.org/series/2182137). This one deals with the YOHE issue.

1k-5k words

1. but winter, ~4k, weilan
   • Literally just "what if Guardian, but it's winter?" Things did start deviating from canon pretty fast though, so who knows where it's going.
2. Fringe AU, ~1k, weilan
   • Tries to fit the whole concept of Fringe (two universes, if they eventually smash together badness follows) with Guardian somehow. The Hallows have something to do with crossing universes, there's only one Zhao Yunlan and somehow he falls for the Shen Wei in both universes.
3. Somekind of eldritch AU? ~1k, weilan
   • Shen Wei is some kind of eldritch thing faking humanity for some reason, he went to jail a decade or so ago for a series of murders (actually committed by Ye Zun probably) and now Zhao Yunlan is investigating murders that are exactly like those ones…
4. AC fusion thing, ~1k, weilan
   • Assassin's Creed fusion with Zhao Yunlan stuck in the animus. He meets Shen Wei in his memories and then I just handwave everything AC tells us about how the animus works so I can make this weilan anyway. By Hallows magic somehow.
5. undercover cop au, ~1.3k, weilan
   • Zhao Yunlan is an undercover cop, Shen Wei is a lawyer for a criminal organisation. They end up fake dating because Shen Wei finds out about Zhao Yunlan and wants to help him for reasons he's not telling Zhao Yunlan.
6. dragon au, ~3.8k, weilan
   • Zhao Yunlan accidentally wakes up a sleeping dragon when he's a kid. And then at some point when he's all grown up he meets Shen Wei.
7. lake dragon, ~6.9k, weilanzun(?)
   • Totally a dream I had. Zhao Yunlan wakes up in a strange place with temporary amnesia. He finds some weird town, and some weird people. And then there's a lake, with a dragon, that people warn him not to go close to. There's a portal at the bottom of the lake somewhere.
8. So like, SW and HPS different people, ~1.3k, okay probably some weird ot4
   • There's three brothers instead of two. Shen Wei is the normal brother. I'm pretty sure Zhao Yunlan falls for everyone.
9. DA fusion thing, ~1.1k, weilanzun
   • Dragon Age Inquisition-ish setting plot wise. Shen Wei and Ye Zun share a body (like an Anders-Justice type situation). I just wanted something where if they're in the Fade Shen Wei is suddenly Ye Zun instead. There's some plot and backstory, and trying to mash Hallows and other Guardian things into this setting. But the Shen Wei and Ye Zun situation is the most important thing.
10. da xover, ~1.4k, weilan
    • Portal accident somehow takes post-canon Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan physically into the Fade. And then… they get involved in the plot of DA:Inquisition.
11. Monsters in the jungle, ~2.8k, weilan
    • AU, explorer!ZYL gets dumped into the jungle to die, and gets found by Shen Wei, who is half snake apparently.
12. yohe sex injury, ~1k, weilan
    • Their first time having sex turns out a bit… much and Zhao Yunlan gets slightly injured. It's not really the first time that's happened (from Zhao Yunlan's perspective) and he doesn't think it's a big deal, Shen Wei can heal him and no harm done. Except Shen Wei hasn't learned healing yet, and he's a lot more horrified at hurting Kunlun.
13. fake dating, ~1.1k, weilan
    • Everyone keeps assuming Zhao Yunlan and Da Qing are dating, for some reason, Zhao Yunlan can't be bothered to correct them. When he meets a very attractive Professor Shen, Zhao Yunlan is suddenly worried that he'll think that too.
14. Untitled document, ~1k, weilan
    • AU, this is a bit confusing because I forgot the specifics of what this is about (learn to make notes, self). It starts out with Shen Wei and Ye Zun being separated because Shen Wei gets banished from Dixing because he disagrees with certain official policy. Haixingren are the result of Dixingren doing some kind of experimenting to make people better suited to life on the surface. Except things get out of hand and there's a rebellion and war. After he gets exiled to Haixing, Shen Wei meets Kunlun.
15. sw/zyl/hps, ~1.8k, weilan (I guess, what else would I call it?)
    • Shen Wei, despite seeming all kinds of suspicious and being in the wrong place at the wrong time actually is entirely normal human man. The Black Cloaked Envoy is the Black Cloaked Envoy (I might need to figure out if he still looks just like Shen Wei). Somehow, Zhao Yunlan manages to start a relationship with both.
16. marriage proposal celbrity au, ~2.6k, weilan
    • AU based on the trailer of some movie. Zhao yunlan is a celebrity of some kind, Shen Wei is University Professor that ends up entirely accidentally proposing to him during some public event (it was Cheng Xinyan's sign, he was just holding onto it, and it was a joke anyway) and Zhao Yunlan accepts for reasons, in public.
17. knitting, ~1.6k, background weilan probably
    • Post-canon fix-it and Ye Zun is supposed to find a nice calming hobby to keep himself occupied. Knitting is it. He forces gifts on people.
18. kidnapping, ~1.3k, weilan
    • After meeting Zhao Yunlan for the first time, Shen Wei gets his file, learns some things about Zhao Yunlan and decides the most sensible thing to do to keep him safe is to kidnap him.
19. bear, ~2.7k, weilan
    • At some point is the past Shen Wei somehow got stuck as a bear (a curse or something, a Dixing power?). Zhao Yunlan meets a bear, and is rightfully terrified. He doesn't know the bear is anything but a bear.
20. dragons. for fucks sake. I cry, ~2.7k, weilan
    • Shen Wei is a dragon and when he meets Zhao Yunlan for the first time in modern times he more or less drags Zhao Yunlan to watch some baby dragons hatch. Look, Kunlun had told him he'd be there for it, so Shen Wei just goes with it. He just forgets to actually tell Zhao Yunlan that they're actually also Zhao Yunlan's babies. Or, Zhao Yunlan acquires an instant dragon family.
21. mermaid love triangle in the forest, ~1.2k, weilanzun
    • Very random fantasy AU. Zhao Yunlan is some kind of errant hero, and there's monsters in the forest. Well, mermaids. In a forest. Thank you random prompt.
22. enemies to lovers, ~3k, weilan
    • An AU where the Dixing-Haixing relations are worse. Well, Zhao Yunlan assumes they're enemies, Shen Wei (who hasn't been able to move to Haixing in this AU) has never actually met the Chief of the SID and has no specific feelings about him, but this one seems… better from what he's heard. So, when Shen Wei sneaks his brother out of the pillar, he needs to take him somewhere, and the Chief of the SID seems like a very bad choice, but it's possibly also literally the only Haixingren Shen Wei knows about. If he won't help, Shen Wei will just make him help. He really just needs somewhere to hide for a while.
23. what do you mean by expected? ~2.6k, weilan
    • Some mpreg happens due to the whole Sundial healing thing.
24. space farming, ~2.6k, weilanzun
    • Scifi AU, Zhao Yunlan crashlands on what seems like an empty planet and then finds the twins just sitting there, leaning against each other and not moving in the middle of a field of oats.
25. Shen Wei is not a disney princess, ~3.3k, weilan
    • Shen Wei woke up from the nap and decided to go live alone in a cottage in the woods for reasons. There are animal friends.
26. daemon au, ~3.6k, weilan
    • Basically canon but with some daemon wordlbuilding.
27. another au, ~3k, weilan
    • Relatively close to show canon, but there's no Black Cloaked Envoy. The SID occasionally gets messages from Dixing telling them about some escapee. One day the rogue Dixingren they get information about is Shen Wei.
28. teaching cat, ~4.2k, weilan
    • Post-canon Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan (and Ye Zun) go on vacation. But Shen Wei has to do some remote teaching for a few days (Zhao Yunlan promises to set it up). During everything, Shen Wei gets turned into a cat and insists on teaching anyway, as long as the students don't see him, it'll be fine or something, and Ye Zun steals a child (it's not stealing if the parents don't want her anyway, Ye Zun insists).
29. wolf cubs, ~1.8k, weilan(zun?)
    • Zhao Yunlan and Da Qing go hiking and run into a couple of wolf cubs. Well, the wold cub finds them and takes them to its injured sibling, really. Somehow, Shen Wei got Ye Zun out of the pillar but things went a bit wrong and now they're in Haixing and stuck as tiny wolves.
30. hostile alien race? ~1.9k, weilan
    • Dixing is some semi-evil alien empire and Shen Wei's spaceship ends up boarding Haixing's first exploratory spaceship, captained by Zhao Yunlan.
31. chatfic, ~2.3k, weilan
    • AU where Dixing and Haixing are at war. Shen Wei gets captured, and tortured by Zhao Yunlan who doesn't know who he is yet, because time travel.
32. cyberpunk(ish) au, ~1.9k, weilan
    • Roughly canon adjacent, but Dixingren come with various cybernetic enhancements.
33. broken time, ~1.8k, weilanzun
    • At some point post-canon while Zhao Yunlan is hanging around not being alive, he somehow manages to time travel back to YOHE, and then decides fuck timelines and changes things. And the future, his own time, turns out very different.
34. neigbours, ~1k, weilan
    • Monster AU, Zhao Yunlan gets a new neighbour, and he seems a bit… off.
35. shen wei/zhao yunlan/ye zun???? ~1.4k, weilanzun
    • Post-canon. An ace Ye Zun tries to somehow fit into Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan's life, while being in turns jealous and angry at the other two.
36. the world never touched me, ~1.1k, weilan
    • An AU where Shen Wei is the murderer the SID is after.
37. assassin!au, I guess, ~4.4k, weilan
    • Assassin!Shen Wei gets hired to take out cop!Zhao Yunlan.
38. dark fic? ~1.2k, weilan
    • Basically just Shen Wei a little less worried about doing the right thing.
39. hps dream thing, ~4.4k, weilan
    • Mostly canon-ish, but something where Shen Wei looks more alien/inhuman.
40. haunted house sequel, ~3.8k, background weilan, maybe Wang Zheng/Sang Zan
    • Wang Zheng gets murdered and then she's busy trying to solve her murder and trying to make the only colleague who might have any idea she's still around actually pay enough attention to actually notice her.
41. guo changcheng, ~3.3k, Guo Changcheng/Chu Nianzhi(/Chu Shuzhi)
    • A sidestory to Modern Times (https://archiveofourown.org/works/39748716). Guo Changcheng somehow is assigned as an aid to Haixing's ambassador to Dixing.
42. hive of two, ~2.2k, weilanzun
    • Scifi AU, Zhao Yunlan goes to check up on some reported anomaly that turns out to be a spaceship. The twins have at some point separated from a larger hive mind (something between Star Trek's Borg, and Marvel's Phalanx but with less malicious intent and more just… trying to learn the universe by assimilating it or something), and they're injured and not dealing all that well with being alone. Zhao Yunlan gets added to mini hive mind.
43. ye zun? ~1.2k, weilan
    • Another installment in the time travel fix-it series (https://archiveofourown.org/series/2182137). Zhao Yunlan dealing with Ye Zun not being who he remembers from the other timeline.
44. Sequel - in the shadows, ~2k, weilan
    • Eventually Ye Zun/Zhao Xinci, navigating child care and trying to figure out family relationships when most of the family are eldritch beings and Zhao Yunlan is very human.
45. wind is cold, ~4.8k, weilan
    • Trying to figure out canon with a much darker Shen Wei.
46. the future, ~1.4k, weilan
    • Another part of teenage!Zhao Yunlan meets Shen Wei series (https://archiveofourown.org/series/1810891). Just weilan being weilan really, and maybe trying to save Dixing.

5k-10k words

1. soulmate au, 8.7k, weilan(zun?)
   • A soulmate AU that is relatively close to canon, but things aren't going so badly, Ye Zun is un-pillared and living with Shen Wei when weilan meet. Ye Zun doesn't have a soulmark and at some point when they were kids Shen Wei promised that Ye Zun would of course share his soulmate. Ye Zun intends to keep Shen Wei to that promise. (I'm not entirely sure what kind of relationship Ye Zun and Zhao Yunlan will have yet, though.)
2. Sword!YZ, ~4.6, weilanzun
   • Ye Zun is somehow actually Shen Wei's sword/glaive turned sentient and, you know, human shaped. Shen Wei still sees him as his brother though. Also no one is stuck in a pillar. Having Ye Zun around makes the first meeting with Zhao Yunlan happen differently.
3. baby animals, ~5.5k, weilan
   • The Black Cloaked Envoy keeps showing up with baby animals all over him, like that's normal. Zhao Yunlan is charmed, everyone else is confused or vaguely horrified. No one ever says anything about it.
4. sequel life's a little weird, ~7.1k, weilan
   • The next part in this AU: https://archiveofourown.org/series/2649130. Zhao Yunlan gets offered the job as Chief of SID.
5. other soulmate AU, ~6.6k, weilan
   • Dixingren soulbonding is a bit more intense, requiring that they basically keep touching each other for however long (days, weeks, it depends) until the bond is stable. So, Zhao Yunlan's first meeting with the Black Cloaked Envoy goes in a very surprising direction.
6. more au, ~9.7k, weilan
   • Canon adjacent AU, Shen Wei is in prison in Haixing, he stays there for reasons that are his own, then suddenly escapes. He goes after among other people Zhao Xinci (because he was involved in whatever happened in the past). The team sent to capture him includes Zhao Yunlan, who's still a relatively young cop. There's a stand off sort of thing where Shen Wei holds Zhao Xinci hostage, and Zhao Yunlan suddenly offers himself up instead.
7. sequel k15 - it's complicated, ~6k, weilan
   • Shen Wei tries to navigate being an accidental sugar daddy to teen prostitute Zhao Yunlan.

>10k words

1. ot3 arranged marriage AU, ~12.3k, weilanzun
   • It's the old the Treaty says they need to get married thing, but instead of just marrying the Black Cloaked Envoy, Zhao Yunlan needs to marry both of the twins.
2. alone, ~12.4k, weilan
   • Chu Shuzhi/Shen Wei, Shen Wei/OCs, Zhao Yunlan/Da Qing. Shen Wei wakes up in Haixing after his long nap and the portal to Dixing is closed. He has to learn all about modern Haixing on his own, and somehow through some odd developments there's prostitution (hey, he needs money) and then he slowly and accidentally takes over the whole business, and starts studying in uni. Eventually, he meets Zhao Yunlan.
3. in this thing together, ~33.5k, weilan (optionally weilanzun)
   • a choose your own story that's gotten very out of hand and has too many storylines. Shen Wei holds Ye Zun's hand in that last scene in YOHE and lets go or doesn't let go, Zhao Yunlan manages to intervene or he doesn't… and then the Hallows have opinions too.
4. weizun I suppose, ~14.1k, weizun
   • Third part of a genderbent series, mostly a prequel about the twins learning to get along and some twincest, https://archiveofourown.org/series/2613379
5. let's go back to yesterday, ~18k, weilan
   • A time travel/time loop story that fixes nothing, just makes things differently sad.
6. tradition, ~22.2k, weilan
   • A kind of collar AU, where that's a Dixing tradition or something. Not sure I'm entirely happy with how close to slave!AU this one got, so I don't know if I should rework things or not.

Weilan derivatives

These are mostly not getting summaries, because the title is the pairing and that basically is the summary. Just throw the characters together and see what happens.

<1k words

1. Luo Qingeng/Han Chen, <1k (cult leader!LQG, undercover cop!HC)
2. Jiang Yang/Mao Hou, <1k
3. Luo Fusheng/Jiang Yang, <1k (JY wakes up and there's a dead body, LFS helps)
4. Yang Xiuxian/Xun Xu, <1k (YXX time travels)
5. Jiang Yang/Xun Xu, <1k (JY time travels)
6. Jiang Yang/??????, <1k (more like JY/everyone)
7. sequel - unexpected turns, <1k (Jiang Yang/Luo Fusheng)
8. Luo Fusheng/Jiang Yang?, <1k
9. Jiang Yang/Han Chen the AU fusion version, <1k

1k-5k words

1. Luo Fusheng/Jiang Yang Star Wars AU, ~2.7k
2. Meng Shaohui/?, ~1.1k (I'm thinking either Bai Zhu or Jiang Yang, so far it's just MSH breaking up from gf)
3. Mao Hou/Lin Dayu, ~2.1k
4. Chen Yiming/Lin Dayu, ~2k
5. Cheng Musheng/Jiang Yang, ~2.5k
6. sequel when you meet a stranger, ~4.9k (Ye Ziyang/Lin Dayu bondage)
7. Luo Qingeng/Chen Yiming, ~2.9k
8. Yang Xiuxian/Luo Fusheng, ~1k (older LFS amused at getting hit on)
9. Han Chen/Mao Hou, ~3.3k
10. Jiang Yang/Han Chen (the worst idea), ~1.7k (HC time travels a few years back)

5k-10k words

1. Xun Xu/Meng Shaohui sequel, ~5k
2. Chen Yiming/Han Chen, ~8.6k (HC saves a pocket sized CYM)
3. Luo Qingeng/Jiang Yang/Luo Fusheng, ~6.4k