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i'm dead apparently i thought i should let everyone know

it's not that different from being alive so far but my funeral was nice at least. am i supposed to haunt someone? i don't know if i'm actually up to that it sounds really intimidating

anyway goodbye

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Where are you going?

i don't really know where i'm supposed to go so i thought i should be quiet for a while until i figure it out. if i'm a zombie right now i wouldn't want to scare anyone.

I am not scared of the dead.

If you are concerned, come visit. My roommate is hiding in order to avoid marital responsibilities, so you may have his room.

that's really nice of

what responsibilities????

Every couple strikes their own balance. However, complete avoidance is considered abandonment, and is grounds for divorce in most nations in which divorce is legal.

I don't think you're actually dead. At any rate, it seems both unlikely and easy to test for.

i used to have a teacher who was dead and it didn't make much of a difference except he turned blue

so i'm going to wait and see if i turn blue i guess?

Do you have a pulse?

my pulse is pretty weak even when i'm alive so it's hard to tell but

i think?

If you have a pulse, then you're alive.

This is all a paperwork mix-up, no-one's actual status has been changed at all. Please try to think these things through calmly and rationally before jumping to rash conclusions.

It's just a paperwork mix-up. They said I'm dead too, and I am definitely not.

i don't know if i can be so sure, dying just seems like the kind of thing i would do

Do you remember dying?

no but what if you're not supposed to i've never died before so how would i know?

maybe my death was so traumatic i blocked out the memory

Uh. Um. Crona. I'm not sure what is happening but I think you need to calm down and I am positive you are not dead.

it's okay maka i don't really mind

You say after telling everyone you've died.

well i can't exactly remember dying but i don't know if i want to rule it out

I don't know if you want to assume it first thing, either.

Anyway, what is going on?

yesterday i got a letter saying i was dead and telling me my funeral was the next morning so i went

i didn't know the priest but he said nice things about me so it wasn't so bad

I don't even know where to begin.

well death might work differently here it's not like there's a reaper as far as i can tell...

I've heard there's a support group for that.

i've never been to a support group before

is there a support group support group?

That I don't know about. You could probably ask for one-on-one counseling for that if you think you need it.

being dead is harder to deal with than being alive, that's so unfair...

It's a trend around here, apparently. You can always ask for help from someone with experience.

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