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Marrying people against their will. Really think the Games are that far off?

Katniss, separate from Peeta for half a second. Finnick is volunteering you for a party. We all know how much you love parties.

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Why would anyone volunteer me for a party?

Are you seriously asking me why Finnick does something?

Well, you've known him for longer than I have.

I can think of a couple gossip columns more qualified than me.

He wants you to work security while he chats up some chick.

Excuse me. How do you know I wasn't talking about you?

No you weren't.

I wasn't. But you should come too!

Somebody has to keep an eye on you.

Why's there need to be security there? Anyway haven't you heard I'm a criminal?

I mean, more than before.

And according to the papers going around, I think most people are criminals right now.

Well, some people got lucky and are just dead instead.

Oh, join the club. Again.

How come every time I get another strike you are always there?

im such a neglected wife

That's not what child services thinks, apparently.

i cook u a delicious grouse
u never eat it
ur not the woman i married

We only got married about three days ago, so. Technically I'm pretty much exactly the woman you married.

Besides, I've been fake married before, so trust me when I say marrying me isn't the safest thing you could have done.

i live 4 weddin related dangers

Yeah, and I'd like you to continue to live for them.

what is peeta gonna get jealous n off me? lol

Well...

To be honest, that's probably the least of your worries.

Did the press ever report whether we officially called that off?

Edited 2013-08-28 14:08 (UTC)

Or should I stop signing things "Peeta Everdeen"?

I'm not invited?

Talk to Finnick.

I thought we had something special.

You need a date?

Are you offering?

Think you can keep up?

Not in the least, but you could tell everyone it's for charity.

You're admitting you're a charity case?

Good-looking, charming guy with a fake leg? Why not? It opens any number of doors.

Mostly literal ones.

Don't expect me to carry you.

We'd make an entrance.

I'm all about the sneak approach.

How do you sneak up on a party?

Same way you sneak up on someone to snap their neck.

I think it should be noted here that I don't support the killing of innocent, young celebrations.

Even if I wasn't invited.

You're my guest. Which I think means I can do whatever I want with you.

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