*spoken in thick hollywood slavic accent*
today is polish christmas in poland. on this day we bring tree into house and decorate tree with pierogi. then we leave out bottle of vodka. if we were good this year, maria skłodowska curie drinks our vodka and leaves us polonium under pierogi tree. if we were bad, baba jaga comes into our house and makes us into soup. i was good this year so today i have polonium and i am not soup
*last time baba yaga made my sibling into zupa I decided to devote myself to Maria Patronka Chemików. I have her holy depiction tattooed into my arm. Unfortunately it makes me too Rad, but our pierogi tree always gently glows with Polon. Her arrival is preceded with sound of geiger counter above our house*
And remember to leave a kerosene lamp by the front door to light the way in the dark night, the days might be getting longer now, but the darkness is still deep and treacherous so this gift from the Saint of Street Lights Ignacy Łukasiewicz is there to guide us
(via spaghetti-polonaise)
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