um i’m due in like, less than four months and i am so very unprepared. <3 what if i just read lotr again instead of like. finishing my nursery planning. missing glorfindel like a mf rn…..
what's your favorite sports headline that could also be a whimsical fantasy story plot point if taken out of context?
I'm pissed because we lost to some elves
darius slay says he was "this close" to becoming a raven
transfer portal created in good faith, but is out of control
power of friendship helps spark sharks' historic comeback victory over penguins
jay cutler passed his physical and is officially a dolphin
nightmare eels season
hawks trade young to wizards
vikings discovered new way to stop the eagles' dreaded tush push
p-bruins topped by bears
are newark's mummies to blame for devils' bad injury luck?
seattle kraken hockey player, sea troll charged by grizzly bear
(inspired by this classic tumblr post)
you’re so chronically offline.. go inside and touch some keyboard damn
a pal dropped this palette challenge in our group chat and we had a ball making a lot of messy doodles :)
Baby's first Christmas (and baby's baby's first Christmas too)
Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.
new parenting discovery: i think my baby is scared of men with beards because they’ve never been exposed to any so far lmaoooo
