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I like to drink tea and dance badly, often both at the same time. I have a few children who I've become quite fond of over the years, despite their habit of pointing and laughing at my bad dancing. I'm blind and have a food obsessed guide dog called Roxy, who, I suspect, also points and laughs at my bad dancing. When I was a teenager I wanted to be modesty blaise and be tough, sexy and witty, with willy garvin as my faithful and gorgeous sidekick. Unfortunately I grew up to be none of those things.I did,however, grow up to like tea and biscuits and dancing badly. I don't work, other than being a mum and and looking after an aged parent, but I do volunteer to teach basic computer use to the visually impaired. I write fan fiction on occasion but I'm trying to slip in to more original fiction. This does interfere somewhat with my tea drinking and bad dancing but sacrifices must be made.