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The village in my head is rioting...
and the idiot has the megaphone.
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Created on 2010-09-21 03:22:35 (#641492), last updated 2013-01-05 (679 weeks ago)
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| Name: | like using semaphore at the drive thru |
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| Location: | United States |
| Website: | my profic website |
| who am I? + | |
"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue... 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'" ~Eleanor Roosevelt I write and edit pro fiction, usually of a gay variety. I suffer from chronic foot-in-mouth disease. I'm seeking enlightenment, but keep getting distracted by the porn on the internet. My brother uses "my older sister writes gay porn for a living" as an ice breaker at parties. I love kitties, my husband, and writing stories with sex scenes so acrobatic you need to sign a waiver to read them. Hey, everyone needs a hobby! My current obsession is Teen Wolf. Other massively important shinies are Sherlock, Merlin, and Doctor Who, but I've been known to branch out for the giggles. | |
| access policy + | |
If you're under 18, I will not friend you back. If I have no idea who you are, I won't friend back either. Either way, this journal keeps very little from the public eye. Think of it like virtual streaking, except you don't have to actually look at my day-glo white ass. | |
| age statement + | |
Do not let the babble about school fool you; I am way over 18. Very much past the age of legal consent, although only recently awakened to the notion that perhaps a college degree might be helpful. If you need actual details for a community, drop me an email/PM and I will supply more information. | |
| on archiving + | |
Stories, artwork, poetry or any other creative form of expression posted on this journal is only be be archived here and on my personal web site (if I ever update it) and no where else unless you have express, written permission from me. | |
| disclaimer + | |
The stories I write are fiction. The stories I link to (unless stated otherwise) are fiction as well. Some of these stories may contain depictions of illegal acts including (but not limited to) censorship, incest, non-consenting sex acts, drug use, theft, fraud, murder, espionage, piracy, underage consumption of alcohol, underage persons engaging in sex acts with other underage persons/persons above the age of consent, child abuse, human sacrifice, pedophilia, kidnapping, rape, partner abuse, assault and/or battery. The fact that any stories might contain these things (or more) does not imply that I in any way condone such behavior. I do NOT, in fact. Illegal activities depicted here are fictional and I do not in any way endorse them as a reality. | |
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