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TDM #12 - Give 'em Pumpkin to Talk About [FIRST EDITION]

Pumpkin Hollow Gazette: Fall Issue 2025
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Pumpkin Hollow Gazette

9/18/25 | TDM #12 - Give 'em Pumpkin to Talk About [First Edition]
Fall Pokémon Types - Ghost, Dark, Flying, Electric, Poison

WELCOME TO PUMPKIN HOLLOW

By Yorick Aberdeen

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The crop for which the town is named.

Ahh, Autumn! The time of year when Pumpkin Hollow is at its most vibrant and beautiful. If this is your first day on Marrow Isle, then you’ve arrived at the perfect time!

Due to some unexpected weather difficulties, our harvest this year will be somewhat leaner than other years, but not to worry! Our local earth mages, druids, and garden witches have it under control! Now that the skies are under Mother Celestine’s jurisdiction once more, there will be plenty of food to enjoy over PumpkinFest--- which will run in Downtown Hollow for the entire season this year! Please grab yourself a festival schedule from Town Hall, the Oak & Iron, or the newsstand outside Pinhole Printing and Binding for more information about this season’s most treasured festivities celebrating the export which gave this town its name.

We invite you, as with all those who came before you, to enjoy your stay at the Oak & Iron tavern inn while you settle in. (Or the Autumn Leaves Dormitory House, for the newly arrived youngsters.) Please stop by Town Hall to discuss opportunities for work and more permanent housing! All newcomers get 100 Brass in their pocket upon arrival as well, so we encourage you to take advantage of this as well. Reach out to your neighbors for help if you need it, and don’t forget to pick up your copy of the Pumpkin Hollow Gazette whenever you need the local news!

A final side note before we get into seasonal updates --- the Pumpkin Hollow Gazette wishes to proudly welcome Mettaton to our writing staff! We hope that you enjoy his first contributions to our paper. Additionally, we wish to congratulate Melanie King and Phil Connors for their Outstanding Press Award, presented to them by Town Hall after the weather disaster that occurred in August. They deserve it! The remaining two writers, Yorick Aberdeen and Timothy Stoker, could not be more proud of our incredible colleagues.

Now, on to the news! Happy Fall, Pumpkin Hollow!

AUTUMN WEATHER REPORT

By Phil Connors

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The views around Leeds Estate are gorgeous this time of year!

It's time for a change, folks, and you'll be happy to know that this one's a lot more gradual than last month! Summer's on her way out and it's Autumn's turn to move in. Start putting out your jackets and add a layer to your blankets. Early in the season we'll start seeing a rise in brisk, windy days, and more frequent light rains, but a lot less thunderstorms. As the season goes on the temperatures will keep dropping and we'll even start to see some morning mist, and even later, morning frost. It's a beautiful sight; just don't use it to decorate your cakes.

Not everyone is going to be all prepped for the weather, however. Clean-up from the last month's mayhem is still ongoing, and there's plenty to do. The farms need help cleaning up their fields and tending their animals, deliveries need to be made, and just about everyone needs repairs to their house and a brand new wardrobe. Check in at Town Hall--or just on your neighbors--for some guidance on where to get started.

A NAME SO NICE, YOU SAY IT THRICE (ACTUALLY, PLEASE DON'T)

By Timothy Stoker

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As part of a recent string of incidents involving what appear to be beloved seasonal intellectual properties in some worlds, we’ve got some unexpected visitors out in Fall’s Promise Cemetery! A number of remarkably-tangible interdimensional dead (well, deader than us, anyway) have set up a wonderfully weird oddities fair on the cemetery grounds, where they appear to be trapped. The fair includes unusual scientific specimens, darkly unique art pieces, allegedly cursed objects, fortune telling, and chilling performances by talented spectral visitors. It serves as a properly spooky complement to the activities of Pumpkinfest.

However, fair-goers should be warned that there is a scam artist among the crowd. Reports of an individual persuading live residents to speak his name three times in a row have been flooding the constabulary, indicating that this unusual incantation allows this particular ghost to escape the cemetery. From there, he will drag his generous benefactor and potentially several other people along for his nonsense, which allegedly may include (but is not limited to) petty crime, destructive party behavior, wingmanning for unwelcome flirting, and somewhat sub-par stand-up comedy routines. The perpetrator, who constables have dubbed “BJ” so as not to accidentally unleash him by saying his full name, should be avoided at all costs. Unless the above sounds like a fun way to spend a Friday night. The Pumpkin Hollow Gazette would never deliberately encourage unhealthy or illegal behavior, but we are also not your mother. Who are we to tell you how to live your life?

All that said, though, the Pumpkin Hollow Board of Safety and the Department of Supernatural Affairs both have a great deal of concern regarding what this outbreak of fourth-wall-breaking dimension-hoppers could mean. “BJ” is not the only such example we’ve seen around--- offworld residents originating from more modern time periods have recognized at least a half-dozen iconic characters from Halloween classics just traipsing around the island. Port Authority has stated they have no record of any of these individuals arriving by ferry--- so where are they coming from? It seems only time will tell. We can only hope that this situation will not continue to escalate. But it probably will, knowing this place.

INEXPLICABLE HAUNTED HOUSE COMMITS PETTY CRIME

By Melanie King

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Signs have already been placed on the lawn to dissuade entry.

If you've seen a new house on your street that wasn't there the last time you looked, don't worry, you're not going crazy—at least, not for that reason. All across town, from Downtown to Northwest Hollow and even as far as the Bluffs, a mysterious, rickety old house has been appearing in places it has no right to be and stealing objects it has no right to steal. Any stray belonging that crosses its boundary line is forfeit. Hats, balls, kites, stray shoes—if you can drop it, it'll be gone the second you so much as blink, leaving no trace except the slam of the shutting door.

Attempting to retrieve these items is not advised. Reports suggest that the house itself is alive and dangerous, its very structure and fittings possessed by some sort of spirit or energy that animates the building, attempting to trap and kill those who dare to step onto its porch. So maybe consider whether getting back that hat is really worth the risk—and, well, if you decide you really can't live without it, who am I to stop you? Just do us a favour and report back what you see on the inside if you chance it.

WARNING TO PROSPECTIVE FORESTERS: DON'T LOOK UP!

By Yorick Aberdeen

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Best not.

As the leaves change colors in our own Lockwood Forest, many of our townsfolk may be inclined to take a trek into the woods for a myriad of reasons: mushroom-hunting, fruit-picking, or even just lovely strolls through the freshly-fallen leaves. However, Town Hall urges residents to take extreme caution with their ventures into Lockwood Forest, due to an unseen threat that prowls through the thickets.

Our reporters have only been given scarce information about the findings in the woods, but so far, we have come to understand that something in the forest is that something is hunting those who are alone and disorienting groups into separating through hallucinations and "flashbacks." Bodies of those captured are hoisted into the trees, in such a way that seems to hope to be discovered by some poor passerby. Those who have returned to tell the tale struggle to describe what killed them, but have said that they recall it being quite large, bearing hooves, strange hands, and massive antlers. (Ms. Leeds was approached for comment, and gladly quelled any rumors of potential involvement.)

Most troubling yet is that bodies are discovered in their passing moments, but sometimes well after death. Experts at Town Hall urge anyone who has the feeling of being watched to leave the forests as quickly as possible. If you or a loved one has seen something similar to what we've described, please alert the constabulary to submit a report of any sightings while the solving of this mystery is underway.

APPLES, PUMPKINS, AND POTLUCKS - OH MY!

By Mettaton

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Doesn't get much better than this!

It's the most wonderful time of year, darling readers! (Or so we've been told.) The smell of fall is in the air, the leaves are turning, and the nights are coming along more quickly but that doesn't mean we need to stop celebrating and having fun!

Among the many activities at the Pumpkin Festival, you can partake in Apple and Pumpkin Picking at the local orchard and pumpkin patch! Pick your fruit — which come in all sorts of fun shapes and sizes — and show us what you make!

Which brings us to the most important part of gathering all of those pumpkins and apples! A Community Potluck! Bring by your dishes and your recipes to share and swap with everyone!

GIANT WATERMELON REMOVED FROM TOWN SQUARE BY FLASH FLOODING

By Timothy Stoker

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Welp. There it goes.

Coming to you just a bit late after the weather kerfuffle back in August--- the giant watermelon, which seemed to never rot and replenish itself overnight, that had been taking up a substantial amount of space in town square throughout the summer has at last been removed. As much as this reporter hoped to see it defeated by us banding together and eating the blasted thing once and for all, it seems this fate is not to be.

During the flash flooding which occurred toward the end of August, fast-moving waters rolled the building-sized watermelon down the streets of town, causing incredibly sticky property damage and scattering stray fruit everywhere. It then tumbled down to the beach, where it drifted out to sea. There it remains, floating aimlessly in the water surrounding the island where it is enjoyed by seagulls as a social gathering space. No one has been able to figure out what to do about it, so for the time being, it will serve as a humorous welcome wagon for any incoming residents. If anyone has thoughts on what can be done about Watermelon Island, please contact Mayor Poe's office with tips.

Thank you for reading!

Further Details...
Pumpkinfest! Pumpkin Hollow’s premiere holiday! In celebration of the harvest of the crop that gave this town its name, this seasonal fair technically is only supposed to take place in October, but whatever, time is soup and fairs are fun! Here are all the activities available for the month(s):
  • Pumpkin Carving - Carve a Jack-o-Lantern outside Greymare Library, then place your work of veggie art along the library steps, or take it home! Maybe you and your neighbor can discuss designs.
  • Wood Cutting Contests - Test your strength, speed, and skill in this race to chop up a stump faster than your opponent. The only prize is bragging rights and a fun little ribbon, but the firewood is donated to a family in need!
  • Local Music - Dance the night away to local favorites and offworld acts alike, or volunteer to play for the crowd yourself. Additionally, mixed in with the other acts is yet another group of interdimensional visitors who didn’t show up by Ferry. Sometimes, towards the end of the night, you may find that the Sanderson Sisters take the stage to put a spell on you--- will you overcome the bewitching boogie, or dance ‘till you die? Employ teamwork, clever tricks, and dice rolls to decide. There’s no specific value to hit with dice rolls, so you can just use your best judgement and do whatever is fun.
  • Smiling Jack’s Haunted Comedy Club - Those who have been around for a while may recall Smiling Jack, the subject of a Pumpkin Hollow legend who became a tangible menace two Halloweens ago. He has since been reduced to bottled pumpkin guts with a talking Jack-o-Lantern face, but has somehow managed to open a comedy club. Grab a hard apple cider and enjoy the macabre and hilarious comedy stylings of Smiling Jack himself, as well as a few other interdimensional visitors such as Elvira, Svengoolie, Wolfman Mac, and the like! Or volunteer to tell a few jokes, yourself. This particular crowd likes their humor a little dark. ‘Tis the season! (Also, if you’re interested in the context behind Smiling Jack, check out our first Halloween meme for Dahlia’s rendition of his origin story, located in Further Details under “Ghost Stories.” Mind the content warnings!)
  • Food and Drinks - Of course, what festival is complete without street food? Roasted corn on the cob, caramel apples, pumpkin kebabs, and more will be available! Feel free to consider this part of your grocery budget or food vouchers, meaning there’s no in-game currency cost for enjoying the food. There’s also plenty of drinks to enjoy---- beer, wine, cider (alcoholic and non-alcoholic), hot cocoa, and a Marrow Isle recreation of the famous pumpkin spice latte!
  • And more! - Feel free to just come up with other fairgrounds activities. Just make sure they stay setting-appropriate!

Rebuilding Efforts The major plot event from August caused a great deal of property damage around Pumpkin Hollow. Tornados, flood water, and extreme temperatures hit rapid fire, and many homes, businesses, and municipal buildings were impacted, as well as crops from farms. It’s all hands on deck to try and get things patched up before the next thing that goes spooky and terribly wrong in Pumpkin Hollow--- the town needs your help!

Extant players are welcome to create toplevels directing helpful characters to their damaged homes, but there are also plenty of public spaces and NPC homes to help out with. Your help means a lot!

Also, we like to present new arrivals with opportunities to make a little extra pocket change to get them started. For the months that this TDM runs (September, October, and November) any new character that participates in a rebuild thread during the month they apply can get an extra 300 Brass when they turn in their first AC, provided the thread reaches bonus length as described on our Activity Check rules. This is only applicable for the AC taking place in the same month one apps in, can be applied to new characters apped in by extant players, and threads can occur between two new characters or one new character and one extant character. (The extant character does not earn the bonus.) This bonus can only be used once.

Example, for clarity: you TDM a new character in September and reach a thread length of 10 comments by the end of the month, then you app in said character by the end of September. When you go to turn in September AC, which will be that character's first, notate that you are eligible to claim an extra 300B on your AC post. You may not claim this bonus for the same character in October or November. You may not claim this bonus if you app in a later month, unless you achieve 10 tags specifically in the month in which you apped. You may not claim this bonus on a character that was already a game member, as this bonus is specifically an incentive for new characters. Please ask in the threads below if you have questions!
BJ and Associates In Fall’s Promise Cemetery, whose entrance is located on the path down toward the beach from town, one will find the colorful dead from the iconic “waiting room scene” from Beetlejuice hosting an oddities fair! For those unfamiliar, oddities fairs are sort of a modern (and more tasteful) “freak circus”. They showcase unusual taxidermy and other unorthodox works of art, medical curiosities, unusual antiques and curios, jewelry and other items made of teeth and bone, extreme body modification, and performances of uncommon talents such as contortion, fire-eating, sword swallowing, or other circus arts. They’re a lot of fun, but not for the faint of heart, especially when hosted by visibly dead and mangled people! Be generous with content warnings! Attendees will walk away with a free copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased as a souvenir.

Additionally, the titular Ghost with the Most from the aforementioned Halloween classic is our scam artist. As mentioned, he will be attempting to get people to say his name three times in a row, which will allow him to escape the cemetery and live it up for the next 6 hours--- and you’re tied to him, so you have to go along! Drag your friends into it, get busted getting up to no good, wingman for BJ or have him wingman for you (badly). Eat, drink, and be scary!

Beetlejuice himself is a prop NPC, meaning that his actual interaction with the thread can be handwaved or written by one or both players in a given thread. Players with Beetlejuice journals should feel free to play him if they’d like--- even if there’s already another one kicking around. Multiple versions (film, cartoon, musical) are all fine. It’s just for fun, after all! Happy Halloween!
Haunted House An unfamiliar house has popped up in Pumpkin Hollow! Perhaps it seems familiar--- this is another visitor from a Halloween favorite!

Per the film, the Monster House is possessed by an angry human spirit who is not particularly fond of anyone, but especially not children. The spirit can manipulate the house itself, the surrounding trees, and the lawn as if they were its own body, with the door functioning as a mouth, the main hall as a throat, and the furnace as a heart. It will make attempts to lure in unwitting humans to devour them by stealing their things.

Those consumed by the Monster House, interestingly, do not die--- at least, not right away. They will be held in the basement. When the house is asleep (and it does indeed sleep), you may be able to explore a bit more if you’re careful and quiet. And of course, if you get desperate, there is always the hanging lamp in the front hall --- just make sure to note content warnings for emetophobia!

Additionally, the house is quite lonely without its original tenant, who was very dear to it. Perhaps some friendly and patient folks can give this restless spirit some closure and company, and console it about its dramatic canon end. Who knows? Maybe by the end of this TDM’s run, the house will be a source of harmless mischief rather than genuine terror. Just don’t vandalize it!
Creature in the Woods
[CW: gore, cults, unreality, hypnosis, mind control. Also, googling the monster will result in images featuring body horror and headlessness.]
Last on our lineup of visitors from spooky modern IPs is Moder, the jötunn hiding a cult in the woods of Northern Sweden in the film “The Ritual.”

For those who have not seen the film, but plan to, the spoiler-free version of what you need to know is this: the creature in the woods is massive, and old, and shockingly stealthy for its size. It cannot leave the woods, but while you are in its domain, it only wants two things from you--- despair and blood. Moder can access your memories, especially traumatic ones, and can cause hallucinations where these memories haunt you and cause you to act in ways that are out of touch with reality and difficult for those around you to understand. Then, when you are feeling your lowest, it will mangle your body and use it to decorate the trees of Lockwood Forest. Why do the bodies stay, you might ask? Aren’t they meant to disappear? The answer is yes, they do disappear.

But only if they aren’t being watched.

For those familiar (or who simply don’t mind the spoilers), a refresher course.

Moder loves to be worshipped. To its previous cult members, it was seen as a loving god who could offer eternal life and protection for those who didn’t mind a bit of human sacrifice. The same remains true, though immortality isn’t exactly as valuable here as it was back home. So what can Moder offer you here?

How about the inability to die in the first place?

For those who are marked by a set of puncture wounds on the chest as one of Moder’s chosen, if they are willing to worship their new god and aid in the sacrifice of their neighbors, they will become completely unkillable until Moder’s departure at the end of November. For players who are members, this will come especially in handy for upcoming events… but are you willing to accept the price? Especially when your victims will come back the following day?

Those who reject being chosen by Moder will, of course, face its wrath. It won’t kill you, because it still wants to try and force you to worship, but it will torment you relentlessly with nightmares, unreality, hallucinations, and non-lethal violence. You are left with only two choices--- submit, or escape.
U-Pick Fall Crops & Potlucks Let’s end on a lighter note, shall we?

Farms around Pumpkin Hollow are open for self-pick apples and pumpkins! Both food-pumpkins and carving-pumpkins are available, as well as apples of all sorts. Be sure to stop by Starr Orchard for some of their delicious “ghost apples”--- bright white apples (with some pink freckling) that are extra sweet and crisp. Great for baking! And be sure to leave some berries for the Mr. Mime who tends the trees. Other varieties of apples will also be available throughout Northwest Hollow.

Which is great, because the grounds outside the Temple of Sacred Roots will be hosting fall treat potlucks every weekend throughout autumn! Bring whatever you make with your pumpkins and apples, along with any other fall delights, out for a delicious sampler. Excellent for cultural exchanges and making new friends!
Pokémon Each season, new types of Pokémon can be found in nature around the island! They cannot be captured as the technology does not exist on Marrow Isle, but they can be befriended and kept as pets. Since there is no PC, each person can have no more than six. You can befriend any Pokémon who has at least one type that matches the list at the top of the newspaper, or that can evolve into one. (Eevee can be caught in any season.) Legendaries are off limits for obvious reasons, and mythicals can be encountered for fun but not kept! Evolutionary stones can be found in Paradesium, the magical subterranean jungle beneath the mountain to the North. Every type will be available at some point throughout the year, so if you don’t have access to your fave yet, check back next season!
spaghettimonster: (TUG???)

Haunted house

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2025-10-18 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, there's a skeleton here. Standing in one of the bedrooms, hand still holding open a closet door where he's been examining its contents for clues. With the sound he's swiveled to peer Harvey's way, eye sockets widening as he stares.]

You're... here for me?

[This is a surprise on several levels, not least of which that he's been here for a while. Stuck in the basement, then quietly trying to explore - ideally, to eventually leave. The idea that someone else is here, looking for him...? Even his voice is quieter than his usual, in a rough stage whisper, as he concludes:]

Did this house kidnap me... for a surprise therapy session?
drharvey: — 𝒅𝒓𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒚 (ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ)

[personal profile] drharvey 2025-10-18 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh! That sure is a skeleton!

Admittedly not what he was expecting to bump into, and there's a wide, startled blink as James jerks back for a moment in a sort of shocked bemusement, shoulder hitting the wall.
]

Oh....... hello.

[ He gives a nervous, lopsided grin. Ghosts are one thing. Talking skeletons are a whole new ballgame. But something the skeleton says stands out like a sore thumb, and the man tilts his head a bit. Kidnapped... ]

You mean you don't live here in this house...? Uh.. full time?

[ That would have been his assumption... ]
Edited 2025-10-18 16:54 (UTC)
spaghettimonster: (WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME...)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2025-10-18 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[A slight tension releases as it's clear - this is mistaken identity! Whoever this surprise therapist is for, it's not Papyrus. He can breathe a little easier.]

Oh, no. They assigned me one of those townhouses, I don't live here.

[This, Papyrus says in a continuing stage whisper, but pitching his voice a little more pointedly as he squints at their surroundings. Like he doesn't just expect the walls are listening, but half hopes they are - so that they'll hear his complaint.]

At least, I didn't before today. Who knows what the future holds...
drharvey: — 𝒅𝒓𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒚 (ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏ)

[personal profile] drharvey 2025-10-19 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ So the skeleton is... a townsperson??


You know, actually.... this might as well happen.

Still disoriented but at least somewhat less so than he once would have been prior to becoming directly involved with The Supernatural himself, James adjusts himself, though his back stays pressed to the wall. Just a little.
]

Well, maybe I can uh, help you find your way out. If you'd like.

[ He may be nervous, but he's not going to let that stop him from offering to help a lost soul in need! ]
spaghettimonster: arrt-jim-lad (HMMM.)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2025-10-21 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You can? Huh.

[He has to admit to himself, he's only getting more baffled by the situation. Is it only him that can't seem to leave, or does the therapist know something he doesn't?! Something relevant, that is.]

I thought therapists guided people on... journeys of the mind. Not journeys through mysterious unexitable houses.
drharvey: — 𝒅𝒓𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒚 (pic#18125375)

[personal profile] drharvey 2025-10-24 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the way I figure it is— if there's any way I can help any of you uh, misplaced souls in this place, then I should do it. Even if it's as an escort outta here.

[ He offers a weak smile, which looks more like a grimace. But... if the spooky talking skeleton was brought here, same as him, then he's clearly a fellow "lost soul", right? And that's what James is here to do. Help them.

.....Not that he actually knows the way out. But it's fine! He'll find it! He has ✨hope✨!
]

This isn't my first rodeo in a haunted house. These places have their tricks, but there's always a way out.
spaghettimonster: (HOODIES ARE NOT FASHIONABLE)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2025-10-26 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see!

[Papyrus says this in tones of realization, sure that he now understands everything. This therapist came here for a session with whatever ghost is haunting the house! And... mistook Papyrus, for the ghost in question. A silly mistake, and yet, one he has to admit has happened once or twice before.]

Well, I haven't seen any ghosts yet, but not being seen... that's definitely something they're known for.

[And if he thinks about this as a house so haunted that it's hard to leave, then there's only one conclusion to his difficulties today.]

I suppose that means the way out, is a ghost way out? I wasn't testing for invisible doorways, just the obvious places people might hide switches...
drharvey: — 𝒅𝒓𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒚 (pic#18129977)

[personal profile] drharvey 2025-11-02 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen any either, but I know they're in here, somewhere. Manipulating the place...

[ He still thinks there's a bunch of spirits at work here and hasn't even considered the idea of the house itself being possessed.... that would be a new one entirely! ]

Could definitely be a ghost way out. [ He nods in agreement, and as if to test it, lifts a hand and starts feeling against a nearby wall. James doesn't take his eyes off his new skeleton companion, still nervous in the face of him, easing his way along the very dark space and muttering quietly. ]

Never know, in a place like this... Could be any kind of trick door, maybe even a portal to another dim— AAAH! [ Abruptly, he gives a quick scream and jumps, snatching his hand back and shaking it madly in the air. ] Geez! S-something touched me!

[ ....It's just some cobwebs.... ]
spaghettimonster: (SWEAT SMILE)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2025-11-04 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[It's unclear if this is a staring contest, or if the therapist has the idea that invisible things are easier to find if one isn't looking at them. Either way, he decides to help by staring back instead of watching the searching hand, at least until the scream.]

Oh no!!!

[The exclamation is sympathetic alarmed, until nothing terrible happens. Then, Papyrus leans around to squint at whatever touched the therapist.]

You've... run afoul of an unadvertised bake sale? I know spiders can be pushy about their sales, but screaming doesn't help fundraise. Unless it's a special telethon kind of thing...
drharvey: — 𝒅𝒓𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒚 (pic#18145617)

[personal profile] drharvey 2025-11-10 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ One hand flies to his chest, palm spread against the pounding of his frantic heart. Is it strange that a man who's so skittish about creepy places chose to take on a career as a therapist for the kinds of things that live in creepy places? ....Probably. But something about James is—

Did Mr. Skeleton say bake sale?

It's so unexpected that James' wide eyes snap back to his companion, ogling him. What are these facts?? How does the skeleton know them?? Heart still beating all weird, James' eyelids flutter. All he can do is ask.
]

You've............. come across a spider's bake sale before?
spaghettimonster: (CONFUSION)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2025-11-12 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, who hasn't?

[His voice is matter-of-fact, because spider bake sales are just one of those things in life. Like humans talking about the weather is, apparently. The thought of which brings their circumstances back to mind, though, and he reconsiders.]

Although... I haven't seen any here yet. There aren't any icy regions to travel between... And they don't usually hang out in 'cold' areas...

[He leans a little closer, squinting up towards the top of whatever remains of the cobwebs. No, there's no sign of over-priced pastries or any other spidery products.]

Hmm. Maybe they aren't fundraising right now.
drharvey: — 𝒅𝒓𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒚 (sᴏ ᴄʀᴀᴡʟ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴇʟʟʏ)

[personal profile] drharvey 2025-11-17 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ James chooses not to comment on that, realising that in this case, he's clearly the minority, here... Besides, he's meant to be adapting to the population and their needs here, not the other way around, so—! Sure, spiders and bake sales are a thing that happens.

If anything, the interlude of hearing the skeleton man talk about spiders has helped distract James from his shock of touching creepy things, and although he's hardly calmed, he's at least not falling over himself or screaming... for the immediate moment.

He squints as he adjusts his glasses and strains to see the webbing too. No sign of spiders or their fundraisers...
]

Maybe they uh, took a break. Or set up shop somewhere else? [ He offers, helpfully. ] I uh, take it your world has all kinds of stuff like that? Does it also have a lot of people like you? Skeletons, I mean.

[ He hopes that term isn't offensive!! Maybe he should have called him flesh-impaired instead.... or no, that might not be good, actually.... ]
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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2025-11-19 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[He has to nod at the offered ideas, because sure, maybe they did. But it's a polite, unconvinced nod, what with this web inspection driving some things home.

Namely, that there probably aren't entire colonies of spiders from the underground here, just like there aren't many from that crowd he helped gather by the barrier. Himself, sure, and Mettaton. Napstablook, briefly? And maybe a few more familiar-looking faces, like Mettaton had mentioned.

Really, who's to say the spiders in other worlds... ever hold bake sales? A question to be haunted by, late in the night. For now, he nods again, more sincerely.]


Yes, and yes! [Spider bake sales and skeleton monsters alike.]

Skeletons, and many more not-skeleton people. Even plenty of people without bones of their own... Like spiders, and ghosts, and so on. But even this world has some of those - I've met a skeleton sailor, here.

[Pirate might be the more accurate word, but that's less urgent than cheering them both with the news that there's more skeletons to meet.]
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[personal profile] drharvey 2025-11-21 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is clearly a pretty diverse world the other guy comes from, and despite his lingering nerves, James is quickly shifting into full-out curiosity, here. He starts creeping along the wall again to slowly hunt for a way out, but his attention stays fixed on Papyrus, and he turns his head back to look at him as he talks, brows shooting up. ]

Really! [ So more skeletons, huh... That's admittedly very creepy to hear and yet he is determined not to be scared off from it! It's become very evident to James that "The Supernatural" and its population expand much further than he ever knew, back home. It's just more souls to potentially help, right? ]

We don't have skeletons in my world. Well— I mean, we have skeletons. I have one— [ He pats himself as though in gesture, rambling a bit. ] —but they don't, ah, speak. There are ghosts, though. That's who I've been helping, these days.

[ "Afterlife therapist" is meant very literally... ]

How're you finding it here? In Pumpkin Hollow, I mean? You getting on pretty okay?
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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2025-11-30 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Papyrus, briefly, looks smug. Yes, he was aware that humans are actually skeletons on the inside - descended from skeletons, he remembers telling the first human he met underground. And as for ghosts... It stands to reason. Who else would the haunted house therapist be helping, if not the ghosts doing the haunting?

But then he's put on the spot, with personal questions of a potentially therapeutic bent.]


Uhh... Yes, of course! I'm getting on great. [A brief NYEH HEH HEH of laughter, more confidence in his tone with each laugh.]

Gainfully employed...! Practicing art! Connecting with a friend-of-a-friend at long last...! Little things like near-death experiences or the very open sky can't get me down for long.
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[personal profile] drharvey 2025-12-12 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
( Near-death experiences? So it's possible for the skeleton man to die....? There's a lot James wants to inquire about there, but he doesn't want to step on any toes — or rather, bones... — and he files his millions of questions for the moment. There's time, right? Assuming they do make it out of this house and aren't doomed to wander its spiderweb-dusted walls forever.

At least, he files the very personal questions. There's a couple here that he can address and so, with his eyebrows lifting up in curiosity again:
)

Where do you work? ( He looks impressed already; it's actually pretty cool that he has a job here.... )
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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2025-12-14 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, a classic question! With a tricky answer.

[He grins smugly, even as he starts joining in poking at the walls in search of secret buttons or whatever exit puzzle the house might be concealing. It might be easier for him to check the higher parts of the walls, with his hands gloved as they are. At least any spiders present are less likely to land directly on him that way.]

You see... I'm working as a construction laborer! So I work, wherever the repairs are needed.

[A moment of nudging a dent in the wall more thoroughly, before he concludes that no, it doesn't need multiple taps, or a finger spun in a circle, or whatever. Clearly, this house really ought to be on the repairs list.]