This may well be another case of me being late to everyone else's party, but: damn, Dr. Ben Goldacre, I would do you so hard.

And it's not even his giant shiny brain (although that's very much appreciated) or his adorable baby face and crazy poodle hair (...honestly, I just love his startled-small-forest-creature expression in that last pic). I mean, those are great things, don't get me wrong.

But. Just. LISTEN TO THIS MAN SPEAK.

I'm serious, okay? DO IT NOW. He is SO EXCITED BY SCIENCE that he is APPROACHING WARP SPEED. IT MAY BE THE CUTEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL WEEK. Not to mention the VERY FIRST THING he says after coming onstage: "Look, sorry, I talk a bit quickly, somebody on Twitter last night said it was like being skullfucked with my data-cock, I don't know what that means...."

("A bit quickly." SLIGHT UNDERSTATEMENT.)

(Also, data-cock.)

SO THERE'S THAT.