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Title: Oh, the Shark Has Such Teeth, Dear (5/12) (AO3)
Fandom: Loki (TV 2021)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Loki/Sylvie
Wordcount: ~1400 this chapter
Additional Tags: Con Artists, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Crimes & Criminals, One Night Stands, Sexual Content, Mistaken Identity, (sort of), POV Alternating, Romantic Comedy, Dubious Morality, Betrayal with a Happy Ending, Lovers to enemies to lovers, Alternate Universe - Criminals, Art fraud
Summary: Sylvie Luston celebrates another successful con with a night on the town and a torrid tryst. Loki Odinson does more or less the same thing. Neither of them realises that they’ve just bedded the person they’re currently attempting to scam. (What are the odds, eh?)

I forgot I'd have to update this one today and thus would end up looking a bit spammy but oh well.

Title: Drive Her Home [6/18] (AO3) | (SquidgeWorld)
Fandom: Loki (TV 2021)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Loki/Sylvie
Wordcount: 1600 words for this chapter, about 9600 posted so far
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Criminals, Organized Crime, Crime Boss Thanos, Gangster’s Moll Sylvie, Driver Loki, Falling In Love, Adultery, Secret Relationship, Semi Slow Burn, Pining, Angst, Sexual Tension, Derogatory Language, Swearing, Sexism, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, Protective Loki (Marvel), Eventual Smut, Additional Warnings In Author's Note
Chapter Summary: Sylvie goes shopping.

Chipping away at my too many WIPs. I am supposed to be doing a finish-something-in-february challenge with this one, because it's been taking too long and I would like it to be done and then I can move on to some other awkward marriage trope fic.

Title: Convenient (6/?) (AO3) | (SquidgeWorld)
Fandom: Loki (TV 2021), Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Loki/Sylvie
Wordcount: about 2500 for this chapter (~16000 for the whole thing so far)
Additional Tags: Childhood Friends, Princess Sylvie/Servant Loki, Class Differences, Power Imbalance, Marriage of Convenience, Alternate Universe, Royalty, Secret Relationship, Period-Typical Sexism, (not sure what period it is though tbh), Sexual Repression, Masturbation, Wedding Night, Loss of Virginity, Unironic Use of the Word ‘Maidenhead’ (sorry), Unplanned Pregnancy, adding all the tags from the start just so you know what's involved before you commit
Chapter Summary: Sylvie belatedly gets some proper worrying done.

Gave up on a fic project when I had approximately none of it done, this is the one bit that would stand on its own. It is small and silly but I like it.

Title: Fine Midgardian Pleather (AO3) | (SquidgeWorld)
Fandom: Loki (TV 2021)
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Loki/Sylvie
Wordcount: ~800
Additional Tags: Ficlet, Costumes, Self-cest, Humor, Kink Exploration, Roleplay, What If... Loki Had A Loki Kink?, Short One Shot, that 'mewling quim' line in the movie really is a gift that never starts giving isn't it?, special guest appearance by italicised 'oh'
Summary: "Do you want to fuck me in a crap replica of your 2012 New York outfit or not?” (Sylvie buys an AliExpress Loki costume.)

One day I will write lokius fic that isn't even slightly dubcon, but apparently today is not that day. This one is about the TVA pie being drugged. Which it definitely is btw.

Title: sweet indifference (AO3) | (SquidgeWorld)
Fandom: Loki (TV 2021)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Loki/Mobius
Wordcount: ~2400
Additional Tags: Non-Consensual Drug Use, Dubious Consent, (because of the drugs), Aphrodisiacs, The TVA Pie Is Drugged, …you can see where this is going right?, TVA Automat Sex, Oral Sex, Bit Dark, Dark Lokius, accidental exploitation

For Mobius the pie had only ever had a calming effect, and this he had always put down to the sugar content, or to the quiet solitude of the automats where the pie could be obtained, or just to the meditative way he would slowly consume the pie, spoonful after spoonful, watching the slice gradually shrink on his plate.

The pie appeared to have a similar effect on Loki.

Similar, but not the same.

November:
high on diesel and gasoline (Thor/Loki/Valkyrie, Teen, 1128 words)
The Blues (Thor & Loki, Teen, 100 words)
fever (what a lovely way to burn) (Loki/Sylvie, Explicit, 6167 words)

December:
Convenient (Chapter 5) (Loki/Sylvie, Explicit, 2320 words)
Here’s to You, Mrs Laufeyson (Chapters 1 & 2) (Thor/Loki/Sylvie, Explicit, 3913 words)
which is why i perspire when we tango (13th Doctor/Dhawan!Master, Teen, 700 words)
along came a spider and sat down beside her (Sylvie/Natasha Romanov, Teen, 1747 words)
Oh, the Shark Has Such Teeth, Dear (Chapter 4) (Loki/Sylvie, Explicit, 2419 words)

If you want to avoid AO3 these works can also be found on SquidgeWorld.

Stupidly started a third WIP this month, but also I updated all three in December so well done me. My plan for the new year is to try and finish those off ASAP. I don't think any of them are going to be especially long and I have the plot outlined for all them all so hopefully I can get to the end at some point.

AO3 says my wordcount for this year was 134,093 which is a large number. Possibly this was my most prolific year ever if you judged it solely on wordcount. I broke 100k for the third year in a row, wow!

My last fic of 2024? I assume? It is Sylvie/Natasha Romanov, because that seemed like a good idea and because I want to try writing more femslash.

Title: along came a spider and sat down beside her (AO3 | SquidgeWorld)
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Loki (TV 2021)
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Natasha Romanov/Sylvie
Wordcount: ~1700
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Loki Wins Battle of New York (Marvel), Implied/Referenced Character Death, (because it's an apocalypse), Pre-Series Sylvie, Canon-Typical Violence, Sylvie gets called Loki in this because that's how Natasha knows her/him/them, it's not a very happy fic but they do at least kiss in it
Summary: Natasha is hiding in the woods because Loki won in New York. She isn't at all pleased to meet Loki there as well.

Merry Christmas, here's some incest:

I wrote more words, this time of a fic I hadn't updated since last month.

Title: Convenient (5/?) (on AO3)
Fandom: Loki (TV 2021), Thor (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Loki/Sylvie
Wordcount: about 2300 for this chapter (13500 total so far)
Additional Tags: Childhood Friends, Princess Sylvie/Servant Loki, Class Differences, Power Imbalance, Marriage of Convenience, Alternate Universe, Royalty, Secret Relationship, Period-Typical Sexism, (not sure what period it is though tbh), Sexual Repression, Masturbation, Wedding Night, Loss of Virginity, Unironic Use of the Word ‘Maidenhead’ (sorry), Unplanned Pregnancy, adding all the tags from the start just so you know what's involved before you commit
Chapter Summary: A confession and some concerns, both of which are long overdue.

Broke my writers block by spotting a lack of recent oneshots for this pairing and forcing myself to finish something to break that trend. This is the 'sylki cuckolding fic' I've been working on for ages. It's not quite as filthy as I thought it would be, they got a bit too philosophical for that. It's still a bit filthy though. And full of selfcest. So much selfcest! Amazing amounts of selfcest! Even I am surprised by the quantity of selfcest this fic contains!


Title: fever (what a lovely way to burn) (AO3)
Fandom: Loki (TV 2021)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Loki/Sylvie, Loki/Loki
Wordcount: ~6200
Additional Tags: Cuckolding, Voyeurism, Consensual Infidelity, Variant Lokis, (AO3 doesn't let me tag Loki variants properly and that annoys me quite a lot), Sex, Self-cest, SO MUCH SELFCEST OMG!, Villain Loki, that's kind of the plot. i mean aside from the cuckolding porn. it's DEEP cuckolding porn okay??, Self-Hatred, but also self-love, Sylvie Bangs The Lokiverse, (loki does too but it takes him a while to join in)
Summary/Snippet: There’s something rather liberating about an envy that’s so unfamiliar and so easily assuaged by Sylvie proving that she can’t be taken from him by some stranger with the same face.