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You name is CERVIA DASYAT and you live in a HIVE that is kind of a BOAT but NOT REALLY A BOAT AT ALL and is also a place for you to park your KIND OF USELESS LUSUS. You like a PLAY IN THE FOREST and SWIM IN YOUR RIVER but most of your playing actually involves HUNTING DOWN TRESPASSERS AND THIEVES and BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.

Your interests kind of vary, but are mostly related to the fact that you LIVE ON A RIVER. You have a distinct love for NAUTICAL VEHICLES and love to MAKE YOUR OWN. You are KIND OF A PERFECTIONIST though, so there is always SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM and you SCUTTLE THEM out of shame. You also like ROPE TRICKS and KNOT TYING and are very good at both of these things. There is no one that can hope to best you in those areas because you know ALL OF THE KNOTS and ALL OF THE TRICKS and have even MADE UP YOUR OWN.

You have a REALLY BAD MEMORY and like to write a lot of NOTES so that you don't forget everything, even though you USUALLY DO ANYWAY if they don't relate to ROPE and YOUR FEW FRIENDS. This is probably why you have HOARDS OF JOURNALS just for remembering things and why your lusus REMINDS YOU OF THINGS A LOT. You also NEVER SLEEP EVER, except this is a lie because you do PASS OUT sometimes every perigee, but other than that FUCK SLEEPING. It's a WASTE OF FUCKING TIME.

Your trolltag is cartilageNoose and you tend to speak in A strannge humminng way annd ask a lot of questionns~ Like, why is everyonne tryinng to get onn your river~?