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mklutzHawaii Five-0 is my most favourite thing right now. Guys, if you watched the first episode and thought “Eh”, go back to it. Go back right now. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
Links
Quite possibly the coolest sea creature in ages, the mimic octopus imitates other creatures and can physically change it’s shape and markings. Whaaaaaaat? Via NPH on twitter.
A post about not just using one source for your asexuality research, how there are different kinds of asexuality, how many people who might be called asexual might not use that label to refer to their selves. It’s complicated.
Maru: Still so fucking adorable. He found a grasshopper!
Ford’s team created this fake twitter account during the election. Skeezy, as expected from Ford.
Amazing H50 1x07 recap that is just...mmmmm. That episode was amaaaazing. I want to roll around in it.
Robinson Crusoe: funnier than you thought.
Apparently Brad Wright blames SGA fans for ruining SGU. Well, I blame Brad Wright for ruining SGA and making SGU, which is crap, so I don’t watch it. But I think I’m in the right here since the job of an audience is to watch something if they like it. When the content falls down on the job, it’s our right to say “this sucks” and leave.
So basically Maru is mentally challenged or something. Okay.
Fanart of Sherlock being jealous/possessive is pretty tongue-in-cheek; cute.
Entertainment Weekly, I am starting to really like you a lot. Like do you have an iPad app? With this bingo card in it every week? Maybe I should subscribe if the square that says “Alex O’Loughlin and Scott Caan flirt shamelessly” is going to continue to be marked every single week. Oh my god.
Also some amazing prompts that just popped up on the Hawaii Five-0 kink meme: Steve is a secret hedonist, ”Classified” made them do it, Sometimes Steve turns into a girl (maybe ranma 1/2 style).
Stephen Fry quits twitter because of poor journalism; returns to twitter and explains what happened.
This asshole resigns, thank goodness.
Dinosaur skull find in church
Mars rover gets stuck in the mud; discovers water and/or proof of life.
Archive of Geoshities released as a 1TB torrent but why would you want it?
I see. DO YOU?
Gravity is for suckers
Toronto should use pandas instead of money
Well then, you’re a dumbass. I think I have to stop following this feed- this girl is clearly incredibly stupid.
When people are most likely to break up. Hurrah, forever alonovember!
Canton McDonalds threatens wages/benefits if employees don’t vote Republican.
Australian man is manly and a gentleman. See conversation further down this post.
This little octopus looks like he’s trying to give someone the middle finger.
FINISH HIM!
Adorable tiger cub
Finally they are loosening the restrictions on citizen’s arrests!
This umbrella grows grass
Boa snake has two virgin births totalling 22 half-clone all-female WW snakes. Because she is super badass.
Maybe my son is gay, maybe he isn’t; who cares? This woman will love her amazing son whether he’s gay, straight, bi, asexual, or whatever. Other moms can eat it.
AHAHAHAHAHA TOO SOON
One of you guys needs to write this as an inception AU right now, like INSTANTLY. Dogs! In finely tailored dogs-wear! Look, the casting is perfect: Yusuf, Cobb, Arthur, Eames, Ariadne, and... okay, I don’t see the others off the top of my head. Whatever.
These look awesome but also hella uncomfortable.
Dancing owl
Things Arthur Pendragon is not allowed to do because thankfully his friends will smack him down if he tries: create erotic statues of himself making love to Merlin for say, his garden.
Net neutrality news.
Behind the scenes shots from S3 (and earlier) of Merlin. Colin and Bradley are still super adorable together, oh god.
I really love seeing people’s process on artwork, so of course that’s true regarding my favourite Sherlock artist and this Sherlock/HP fusion piece. <3
An open love letter to the writers of Fringe. Seriously, Fringe is so beautiful, guys. It hasn’t gotten bad! It just keeps getting better!
Amazing H50 pics and excerpt from an article (flocked)
Ahahahahahahahaha EAMES, tackle him now!
mini review of Hawaii Five-0 1x08 hits the high notes. (Some)
Maru, so fucking adorable.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA ALEX O LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE THE GIRL THEY CAST TO PLAY RACHEL IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
I’ve been reading Wired magazine since I was about 10 and it’s true - women almost never feature unless they’re naked.
This turtle can dance.
PS, your cat is awesome.
LHC makes a mini big-bang! Makes me want to read some SGA again.
What the-- Okay. I am going to try to eat slightly less than I normally do. See what happens.
I wish this were real. QE2 forever, jerks.
I want to be friends with you, random Vancouverite.
Boob accident means person paid extra for vegetables. Yeah, you heard.
What should we do with King and Queen streets West? Numbers 3 or 5 please.
Cats and dogs photobombing each other for justice.
Magnet clasp underwear now exists. Then this happened:
MK: oh my god they just invented magnetic bras and all I could think was
Pru: ...this is going to be great
MK: but that’ll demagnetize your john’s credit card!
Celebs who defy the cat lady stereotype is neat until you get to Stephen Harper, and then I dare you not to laugh.
Canadian and newly proposed American cigarette warnings.
Dick Van Dyke rescued by porpoises viamerelyn
Don’t be sad! Check out this sweet rainbow!
This looks fake but it’s real.
Park design for urban centres. WANT.
Hey this bear wants to know what you’re doing up there.
I don’t know why this is so funny to me but it IS.
This cat looks reluctantly satisfied and his little girl owner very satisfied.
Oh, apparently that little guy from before is totally used to this behaviour.
Flying shark of the day
Nice try, Geordi but we all know you can’t fix coolant leaks worth a damn.
I understand where you’re coming from, cat. Sometimes you just have to do stuff like this.
Cool photo album design
Oh, sure, like in the cups.
Over 200 video game characters re-imagined as Megaman sprites.
Pru: ahaha oh emily, you cannot help yourself, can you? you are like so weak to this hunky arthur pendragon action
MK: Pretty much. plus he didn’t even take credit; he grabs the shark, saves the lady, gets her on the boat, gets help and a helicopter, and the media are like WHAT IS YOUR NAME, HOW ARE YOU AWESOME and he was like “No comment; I just want her to be OK” and then leaves! Like a mystery super hero! Tell me that is not amazing. Just try.
Pru: That is totally amazing. you know why he doesn’t want to give out his name? b/c he doesn’t want to be DROWNING IN PUSSY
MK: hahaha OR he’s a time traveller and saving this girl’s life saves someone else later on or like, prevents the apocalypse. maybe they marry in 20 years
Pru: how did we already get into this? maybe he’s her SON from the futire
MK: ooooh, she’ll spend her whole life looking for him and never make the connection
Pru: TERRIBLE.
MK: no, it’s SO BEAUTIFUL
Fic Recs
Hawaii Five-0
IHTFP by striped-fic [Steve/Danno]
This is both amazingly funny and surprisingly cute. Kono convinces Chin to help her with the worst mission ever: making Steve and Danny bone. Also Kono is no longer allowed to name operations.
Worth the While by Leupagus [Steve/Danno]
Steve sets out to prove to Danno that being on top doesn’t mean being in charge. Hot! Starts domestic and cute and goes pwp by the end.
Perspective by Kitsune-tsuki [Steve/Danno]
Just please say you won’t still respect him in the morning.
Trouble is a Friend of Mine by Swing-set13 [Steve/Danno]
When Rachel married Step-Stan he moved her and Grace to Antarctica where he works on a classified project, so that’s where Danny moved, too. Only it turns out both he and Grace have the gene and one of them is going to have to go to Atlantis. (TL;DR: Danny goes to Atlantis as a part of the security team to save Grace; his team leader is going to be Steve.) Looks interesting. WIP so far. [SGA fusion]
It’s Complicated by Chiuonthat [Steve/Danno pre-slash? gen?]
Steve and Danno are married, kind of. Platonically. And they’re the only ones who don’t seem to know it. A surprisingly sweet story where they haven’t (yet?) gotten together.
Dinner and a Movie (and the rest of this series) by t_fic [Steve/Danno]
Four Times Nobody Noticed It Was a Date, and One Time There Wasn’t Any Doubt. Amazing! Steve is totally courting Danno and Danno just thinks they eat out sometimes. This story is adorable, you need to read it.
Timing is Everything by Elandrialore [Steve/Danno]
The only thing that would make this story better is if each scenario were about 5-10k words long.
Distraction in Pink by Kelly-girl [Steve/Danno]
Baby on the doorstep! Or, a case involves a baby hanging out at H-50 HQ (for protection maybe? Or to identify said baby? Only witness? Bad day for babysitting? I dunno) and everyone freaks out but Danny, and then Steve freaks out over how much he likes Danny in daddy!mode. Or just jumps him the moment he puts the baby down, either works. Basically, baby!fic!!!
That Time in My Car by Twentysomething [Steve/Danno]
“Let me see if I’ve got this straight,” Steve says, still staring straight out the windshield, eyes anally-fixed on their suspect’s house. “Rachel has her for Easter, so you got Thanksgiving. And you split Christmas.” Steve frowns. Danny sighs and waits for the inevitable wise-ass comment.
Come Go With Me by Twentysomething [Steve/Danno]
Alwaysagirl!Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danno and team get a fancy dinner from the governor after some hard work. And then Steph seduces Danno right out of her fancy dress with some sassy sassing. (Practically a pwp)
Love’s Coming Down on Me by Twentysomething [Steve/Danno]
(Can you tell I want more girl!Danno?) Steve/always-a-girl!Danny. Undercover at the party, danni still fake makes out with kono and Steve is super jealous. Hot.
Untitled by Waketosleep [Steve/Danno]
I think Danny works in the white house and Steve is assigned as his protection detail. Y/motherfuckinng yes???
BBC Sherlock
Undercurrents by libraryofsol [Sherlock/John]
Pwp with Sherlock treating john like a crime scene and both of them getting off on it. Hot, very Sherlock.
Five Things Sherlock Will Never Admit Out Loud by Raina-at [Sherlock/John]
What is says in the title; this story builds slowly from Sherlock-centric gen into believable Sherlock/John and loosely goes into some of the events of The Great Game.
The Gravity Between Us by lovingthevolume [Sherlock/always-a-girl!John]
Mostly looking at tiny bits of the great game and it’s aftermath. I love a good girl!John au and is is delicious and perfect.
The One Where John Goes on Conference by Starjenni [Sherlock/John]
John goes on a medical conference to get away from sherlock but instead spends all his time texting and phoning him, and falling in love.
Entirely Covered in Your Invisible Name by Wordstrings [Sherlock/John]
John is reasonably sure that one of these days, Sherlock is going to come to his senses. Nnnnnggghhhh.
Progress and Change by Libraryofsol [Sherlock/John]
John accidentally, completely unintentionally, convinces Sherlock they should sleep together. That’s all that happens and it’s hilarious.
The Architecture of Our Lives by Blind-author [Sherlock/John]
This is an incredibly promising his dark materials fusion. It’s incredibly plotty and very engaging, so I hope there’s more. (Two parts so far, looks promising for further updates)
Inception
Call and Answer by Airgiodslv [Arthur/Eames]
Eames can’t stop sleeping with dream Arthur and it’s affecting his work performance. A surprisingly plotty au with fantastic development. I loved this!
Chasing the Rising Sun by foxxcub [Arthur/Eames]
The one where they’re all puppies. Oh my god is so cute I could od on sugar.
You’re waiting for a stranger by Mixtapestar [Arthur/Eames]
Arthur and eames meet online while Arthur is doing research for a uni class and get disconnected just before Arthur can cave and give eames his number. This story is super cute, but I have two caveats: one, there is a scene I had to skip that I hope to god was a nightmare Arthur had. I don’t know because that’s how hard I was skipping; it totally squicked me. Two, I think either I’m misunderstanding the timeline or something went a bit screwy there. But really, the story is super adorbs.
I Want To Be Where Your Heart is Home by smallacts [Arthur/Eames]
Nothing says I love you like breaking into your apartment and squatting while you’re away.
Authentic Embellishment by fandomtoga [Arthur/Eames]
It’s almost a PWP except it’s also a first time story where Arthur meets Eames at a party he doesn’t want to be at, in costume, while looking for a way out. And Eames takes one look and falls hard.
The Cat and the Fiddle by butterflythread [Arthur/Eames]
AHAHHAHA YUSUF ACCIDENTALLY MAKES ARTHUR A CAT BOY. EAMES CAN’T RESIST, BUT TRIES HARD. DEAL WITH IT.
Wow, that is a looooot of fic recs! And links! I got delayed a bit posting this so it’s almost more like a double post.
Links
Quite possibly the coolest sea creature in ages, the mimic octopus imitates other creatures and can physically change it’s shape and markings. Whaaaaaaat? Via NPH on twitter.
A post about not just using one source for your asexuality research, how there are different kinds of asexuality, how many people who might be called asexual might not use that label to refer to their selves. It’s complicated.
Maru: Still so fucking adorable. He found a grasshopper!
Ford’s team created this fake twitter account during the election. Skeezy, as expected from Ford.
Amazing H50 1x07 recap that is just...mmmmm. That episode was amaaaazing. I want to roll around in it.
Robinson Crusoe: funnier than you thought.
Apparently Brad Wright blames SGA fans for ruining SGU. Well, I blame Brad Wright for ruining SGA and making SGU, which is crap, so I don’t watch it. But I think I’m in the right here since the job of an audience is to watch something if they like it. When the content falls down on the job, it’s our right to say “this sucks” and leave.
So basically Maru is mentally challenged or something. Okay.
Fanart of Sherlock being jealous/possessive is pretty tongue-in-cheek; cute.
Entertainment Weekly, I am starting to really like you a lot. Like do you have an iPad app? With this bingo card in it every week? Maybe I should subscribe if the square that says “Alex O’Loughlin and Scott Caan flirt shamelessly” is going to continue to be marked every single week. Oh my god.
Also some amazing prompts that just popped up on the Hawaii Five-0 kink meme: Steve is a secret hedonist, ”Classified” made them do it, Sometimes Steve turns into a girl (maybe ranma 1/2 style).
Stephen Fry quits twitter because of poor journalism; returns to twitter and explains what happened.
This asshole resigns, thank goodness.
Dinosaur skull find in church
Mars rover gets stuck in the mud; discovers water and/or proof of life.
Archive of Geoshities released as a 1TB torrent but why would you want it?
I see. DO YOU?
Gravity is for suckers
Toronto should use pandas instead of money
Well then, you’re a dumbass. I think I have to stop following this feed- this girl is clearly incredibly stupid.
When people are most likely to break up. Hurrah, forever alonovember!
Canton McDonalds threatens wages/benefits if employees don’t vote Republican.
Australian man is manly and a gentleman. See conversation further down this post.
This little octopus looks like he’s trying to give someone the middle finger.
FINISH HIM!
Adorable tiger cub
Finally they are loosening the restrictions on citizen’s arrests!
This umbrella grows grass
Boa snake has two virgin births totalling 22 half-clone all-female WW snakes. Because she is super badass.
Maybe my son is gay, maybe he isn’t; who cares? This woman will love her amazing son whether he’s gay, straight, bi, asexual, or whatever. Other moms can eat it.
AHAHAHAHAHA TOO SOON
One of you guys needs to write this as an inception AU right now, like INSTANTLY. Dogs! In finely tailored dogs-wear! Look, the casting is perfect: Yusuf, Cobb, Arthur, Eames, Ariadne, and... okay, I don’t see the others off the top of my head. Whatever.
These look awesome but also hella uncomfortable.
Dancing owl
Things Arthur Pendragon is not allowed to do because thankfully his friends will smack him down if he tries: create erotic statues of himself making love to Merlin for say, his garden.
Net neutrality news.
Behind the scenes shots from S3 (and earlier) of Merlin. Colin and Bradley are still super adorable together, oh god.
I really love seeing people’s process on artwork, so of course that’s true regarding my favourite Sherlock artist and this Sherlock/HP fusion piece. <3
An open love letter to the writers of Fringe. Seriously, Fringe is so beautiful, guys. It hasn’t gotten bad! It just keeps getting better!
Amazing H50 pics and excerpt from an article (flocked)
Ahahahahahahahaha EAMES, tackle him now!
mini review of Hawaii Five-0 1x08 hits the high notes. (Some)
Maru, so fucking adorable.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA ALEX O LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE THE GIRL THEY CAST TO PLAY RACHEL IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
I’ve been reading Wired magazine since I was about 10 and it’s true - women almost never feature unless they’re naked.
This turtle can dance.
PS, your cat is awesome.
LHC makes a mini big-bang! Makes me want to read some SGA again.
What the-- Okay. I am going to try to eat slightly less than I normally do. See what happens.
I wish this were real. QE2 forever, jerks.
I want to be friends with you, random Vancouverite.
Boob accident means person paid extra for vegetables. Yeah, you heard.
What should we do with King and Queen streets West? Numbers 3 or 5 please.
Cats and dogs photobombing each other for justice.
Magnet clasp underwear now exists. Then this happened:
MK: oh my god they just invented magnetic bras and all I could think was
Pru: ...this is going to be great
MK: but that’ll demagnetize your john’s credit card!
Celebs who defy the cat lady stereotype is neat until you get to Stephen Harper, and then I dare you not to laugh.
Canadian and newly proposed American cigarette warnings.
Dick Van Dyke rescued by porpoises via
merelynDon’t be sad! Check out this sweet rainbow!
This looks fake but it’s real.
Park design for urban centres. WANT.
Hey this bear wants to know what you’re doing up there.
I don’t know why this is so funny to me but it IS.
This cat looks reluctantly satisfied and his little girl owner very satisfied.
Oh, apparently that little guy from before is totally used to this behaviour.
Flying shark of the day
Nice try, Geordi but we all know you can’t fix coolant leaks worth a damn.
I understand where you’re coming from, cat. Sometimes you just have to do stuff like this.
Cool photo album design
Oh, sure, like in the cups.
Over 200 video game characters re-imagined as Megaman sprites.
Pru: ahaha oh emily, you cannot help yourself, can you? you are like so weak to this hunky arthur pendragon action
MK: Pretty much. plus he didn’t even take credit; he grabs the shark, saves the lady, gets her on the boat, gets help and a helicopter, and the media are like WHAT IS YOUR NAME, HOW ARE YOU AWESOME and he was like “No comment; I just want her to be OK” and then leaves! Like a mystery super hero! Tell me that is not amazing. Just try.
Pru: That is totally amazing. you know why he doesn’t want to give out his name? b/c he doesn’t want to be DROWNING IN PUSSY
MK: hahaha OR he’s a time traveller and saving this girl’s life saves someone else later on or like, prevents the apocalypse. maybe they marry in 20 years
Pru: how did we already get into this? maybe he’s her SON from the futire
MK: ooooh, she’ll spend her whole life looking for him and never make the connection
Pru: TERRIBLE.
MK: no, it’s SO BEAUTIFUL
Fic Recs
Hawaii Five-0
IHTFP by striped-fic [Steve/Danno]
This is both amazingly funny and surprisingly cute. Kono convinces Chin to help her with the worst mission ever: making Steve and Danny bone. Also Kono is no longer allowed to name operations.
Worth the While by Leupagus [Steve/Danno]
Steve sets out to prove to Danno that being on top doesn’t mean being in charge. Hot! Starts domestic and cute and goes pwp by the end.
Perspective by Kitsune-tsuki [Steve/Danno]
Just please say you won’t still respect him in the morning.
Trouble is a Friend of Mine by Swing-set13 [Steve/Danno]
When Rachel married Step-Stan he moved her and Grace to Antarctica where he works on a classified project, so that’s where Danny moved, too. Only it turns out both he and Grace have the gene and one of them is going to have to go to Atlantis. (TL;DR: Danny goes to Atlantis as a part of the security team to save Grace; his team leader is going to be Steve.) Looks interesting. WIP so far. [SGA fusion]
It’s Complicated by Chiuonthat [Steve/Danno pre-slash? gen?]
Steve and Danno are married, kind of. Platonically. And they’re the only ones who don’t seem to know it. A surprisingly sweet story where they haven’t (yet?) gotten together.
Dinner and a Movie (and the rest of this series) by t_fic [Steve/Danno]
Four Times Nobody Noticed It Was a Date, and One Time There Wasn’t Any Doubt. Amazing! Steve is totally courting Danno and Danno just thinks they eat out sometimes. This story is adorable, you need to read it.
Timing is Everything by Elandrialore [Steve/Danno]
The only thing that would make this story better is if each scenario were about 5-10k words long.
Distraction in Pink by Kelly-girl [Steve/Danno]
Baby on the doorstep! Or, a case involves a baby hanging out at H-50 HQ (for protection maybe? Or to identify said baby? Only witness? Bad day for babysitting? I dunno) and everyone freaks out but Danny, and then Steve freaks out over how much he likes Danny in daddy!mode. Or just jumps him the moment he puts the baby down, either works. Basically, baby!fic!!!
That Time in My Car by Twentysomething [Steve/Danno]
“Let me see if I’ve got this straight,” Steve says, still staring straight out the windshield, eyes anally-fixed on their suspect’s house. “Rachel has her for Easter, so you got Thanksgiving. And you split Christmas.” Steve frowns. Danny sighs and waits for the inevitable wise-ass comment.
Come Go With Me by Twentysomething [Steve/Danno]
Alwaysagirl!Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danno and team get a fancy dinner from the governor after some hard work. And then Steph seduces Danno right out of her fancy dress with some sassy sassing. (Practically a pwp)
Love’s Coming Down on Me by Twentysomething [Steve/Danno]
(Can you tell I want more girl!Danno?) Steve/always-a-girl!Danny. Undercover at the party, danni still fake makes out with kono and Steve is super jealous. Hot.
Untitled by Waketosleep [Steve/Danno]
I think Danny works in the white house and Steve is assigned as his protection detail. Y/motherfuckinng yes???
BBC Sherlock
Undercurrents by libraryofsol [Sherlock/John]
Pwp with Sherlock treating john like a crime scene and both of them getting off on it. Hot, very Sherlock.
Five Things Sherlock Will Never Admit Out Loud by Raina-at [Sherlock/John]
What is says in the title; this story builds slowly from Sherlock-centric gen into believable Sherlock/John and loosely goes into some of the events of The Great Game.
The Gravity Between Us by lovingthevolume [Sherlock/always-a-girl!John]
Mostly looking at tiny bits of the great game and it’s aftermath. I love a good girl!John au and is is delicious and perfect.
The One Where John Goes on Conference by Starjenni [Sherlock/John]
John goes on a medical conference to get away from sherlock but instead spends all his time texting and phoning him, and falling in love.
Entirely Covered in Your Invisible Name by Wordstrings [Sherlock/John]
John is reasonably sure that one of these days, Sherlock is going to come to his senses. Nnnnnggghhhh.
Progress and Change by Libraryofsol [Sherlock/John]
John accidentally, completely unintentionally, convinces Sherlock they should sleep together. That’s all that happens and it’s hilarious.
The Architecture of Our Lives by Blind-author [Sherlock/John]
This is an incredibly promising his dark materials fusion. It’s incredibly plotty and very engaging, so I hope there’s more. (Two parts so far, looks promising for further updates)
Inception
Call and Answer by Airgiodslv [Arthur/Eames]
Eames can’t stop sleeping with dream Arthur and it’s affecting his work performance. A surprisingly plotty au with fantastic development. I loved this!
Chasing the Rising Sun by foxxcub [Arthur/Eames]
The one where they’re all puppies. Oh my god is so cute I could od on sugar.
You’re waiting for a stranger by Mixtapestar [Arthur/Eames]
Arthur and eames meet online while Arthur is doing research for a uni class and get disconnected just before Arthur can cave and give eames his number. This story is super cute, but I have two caveats: one, there is a scene I had to skip that I hope to god was a nightmare Arthur had. I don’t know because that’s how hard I was skipping; it totally squicked me. Two, I think either I’m misunderstanding the timeline or something went a bit screwy there. But really, the story is super adorbs.
I Want To Be Where Your Heart is Home by smallacts [Arthur/Eames]
Nothing says I love you like breaking into your apartment and squatting while you’re away.
Authentic Embellishment by fandomtoga [Arthur/Eames]
It’s almost a PWP except it’s also a first time story where Arthur meets Eames at a party he doesn’t want to be at, in costume, while looking for a way out. And Eames takes one look and falls hard.
The Cat and the Fiddle by butterflythread [Arthur/Eames]
AHAHHAHA YUSUF ACCIDENTALLY MAKES ARTHUR A CAT BOY. EAMES CAN’T RESIST, BUT TRIES HARD. DEAL WITH IT.
Wow, that is a looooot of fic recs! And links! I got delayed a bit posting this so it’s almost more like a double post.
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