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A twisted biological machine fueled by caffeine and vitriol, Ayezur Edward Draca (real name changed to protect the guilty) is really quite a sweet young woman once you get to know her. She was born in a barrel filled with the dregs of a particularly adventurous wine-tasting party and raised by a herd of feral books: she was on day-old pizza fed, and hath drank the Mountain Dew of paradise.
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One day while exploring the southernmost region of her basement, she vanished into a quantum singularity caused by an unforeseeable accident involving silly string and a paper cut. Transmissions continue via interdimensional space thought rays.
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While many consider her a lost cause, those close to her believe she's just buggered off into the aether for a smoke and fully expect her to come striding in any day now, the detritus of a dozen worlds clinging like ivy, and insist she's not been gone more than half an hour, an hour at most.
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She is survived by her cat, Teezer, and two goldfish, Soot and Speckles.
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"Ayezur is very much like the Following Dark in that she is a quasi-demonic spirit of vengeance, and dwarves fear her. She is unlike the Following Dark in that she is not fictional, although various of the dying and maimed have wished she were."
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"In a few words? 'Ayezur does drugs.' Oh, no, wait, that's wrong. Lemme try that again. 'Ayezur does not do drugs, she is drugs.' No, no, that was Salvador Dali. Ya know what? Screw it. As far as I know, she and drugs have nothing to do with each other. But don't hold that against her -- she's still pretty damned cool."
- flamingchords
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"AYEZUR IS MAGIC."
- devilishkurumi
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"Testimonial? I need time to think about this, but I still think of her as a fruit bat."
- skyshark
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"Anabel is like pizza. New York style. With extra cheese, and a lot of tomato-y sauce, and a really thin crust that's smooth like butter. Aw yeah."
- randomvacancy
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