waldorph is, as many of you know, the best. Because when I say terrible, awful things like, "You should write me Steve/Danny sex pollen porn for my birthday," she doesn't immediately have me institutionalized. Perhaps she should, but she doesn't. Instead, she writes
Sex Pollen, which is perhaps the best title for this story, since, you know. It's about Danny, and Steve, and sex pollen.
Basically, if I could get presents like this, I'd figure out a way to have more than one birthday a year. Can I have a birthmonth? That'd be boss. The problem, of course, is that now I seem to be writing an
mpreg story with her in comments. Bet y'all thought we'd escaped mpreg with the demise of SGA, didn't you? APPARENTLY NOT.