kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
Many things, actually!

1. I fixed chapter 12 of A MIDWINTER PRINCE and sent it off to beta. And I didn't break anything too badly in my edits!

2. I joined wipbigbang.tumblr.com with A MIDWINTER PRINCE, because I want to finish this story and get back to my epic already, dammit.

3. ...

Well, that's actually it writer-wise, but hey. That chapter had me stalled for AGES. The characters kept wanting me to turn the fic into an angsty political thriller instead of the rom-com I'm determined to write, but I've finally got them back on track. Sure, there's a tiny bit more angst + politics than the original material (I'm talking A CHRISTMAS PRINCE, not MERLIN) but that's just my way of filling in the UFO-size plot holes.

I anticipate the finished fic to be 70-80k words, which means it's essentially a full-length novel.

Want a sneak preview? Let's see if I can make a cut work.

Edit: Apparently I can't. So, yeah. Scroll down for a preview?
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kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
I've been going through a rough time: my PTSD, self-doubt, and anxiety are all feeding into each other, virtually guaranteeing that I haven't been able to write a damn thing lately. And by "lately" I mean "for the last century or so." At least, that's how it feels.

We talked a while back about what makes a good beta, and Seanan McGuire/Mira Grant (whose books are FANTASTIC and you should read them all right now) posted something that's very relevant:

https://twitter.com/seananmcguire/status/1104176615720869888

This exact same thing happened to me.

An editor at Sourcebooks Casablanca ended up reading a couple of my fics -- Northwest Passage and The Shattered Marque. She loved them and offered me a two-book contract to rewrite Northwest Passage as original het, with a sequel...

And then she went to a different publisher.

The editor who inherited me was a TERRIBLE fit. I never would've signed with her, and she never would've made me an offer. But she's apparently a great editor... for other writers.

It's the same thing with betas, especially when an author decides to branch out into a new fandom or style. Sometimes a beta who's great for, say, Supernatural angst will be terrible for Leverage crack. And that's okay.

I find myself in the position of having to tell someone who's probably a great beta that they're just not a good fit for one of the stories I'm writing, and it's really, really awkward. But Seanan McGuire's thread is what opened my eyes to that realization, so credit to her for maybe, just maybe, helping me take the first step of remember that my writing doesn't actually suck after all...

How are you all doing?

kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
 We're now at 32,105 words in beta! Have a sneak preview, because it's fun writing Merlin and Morgana as friends, not enemies:


kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
Welcome to the US, where even retired military/dependents get shitty health insurance.

I get an eye exam every two years, and my two years isn't up until mid-May. For the last couple of weeks, I get migraines if I use my laptop or computer for more than a few minutes, though it doesn't happen with my Kindle Oasis. My glasses (which are prescribed for distance) make things worse, not better.

So my choices are, pay $70 out of pocket for an eye exam or go to my primary care physician and get a referral for an emergency exam. Naturally my primary care physician doesn't have any open appointments until February, though I *might* be able to get up at 6:30 a.m. and call for a 24-hour emergency appointment (apparently they may have a slot open for Thursday).

Anyway, that's the latest writing disaster.

I've also just finished up my third dog bath in under a week, and my back is killing me. Never again!

On the other hand, isn't he just gorgeous?


kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
 Chapter 9 of A Midwinter Prince is finished, at 4024 words!

Have a sneak preview:


Happy 2019!

Jan. 7th, 2019 07:02 pm
kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
Hope you all had a safe, fun new year! We took Bucky and Xena on a hike to the beach, where Bucky learned waves are not to be trusted and Xena learned sand is awesome for digging. They also got muddy. So muddy. You have no idea how muddy*.

I also wrote a bit about what I carry in my day-to-day go-bag, as a service dog handler. Read about it on Twitter. https://twitter.com/JordanSBrock/status/1080282948744687616

On the fandom front, A Midwinter Prince is over 25,000 words! I'm working on chapter 9 now, and I'm probably 1/3 of the way through the story. It's a modern paranormal royal AU (Merlin/Arthur) based on Netflix's A Christmas Prince.

Merlin is a journalist sent to cover the Midwinter Ball in Camelot, celebrating Arthur's twenty-fifth birthday. The question is, will Camelot's Playboy Prince follow in the footsteps of his mother, Queen Ygraine, or abdicate and go back to a life of partying his way through Europe? And if he abdicates, who takes the throne?

Rated teen or mature (not sure yet), no warnings apply. Merlin/Arthur, Morgana/Leon, Gwen/Lancelot. Gwaine is a flirt, Percy is an underwear model, Uther learned parenting skills from John Winchester, and Kilgharrah is a scheming bastard as always.
 
Wish me luck getting through the next paragraph! Once I can get this scene kicked off, I'll hopefully be able to wrap chapter 9 (tomorrow?) and get started on chapter 10. I really want to get this finished ASAP so I can get back to the giant, still-untitled, still-needs-a-britpick epic crossover.

What are you all up to these days?

* This is only the first coat of mud, which he got on the way to the beach. The hike back to the parking lot added a full second layer, halfway up his body.


kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
 Xena is teething! I anticipate the next few weeks (months?) will be full of even more puppy chewing.

That being said, my late WIP, A Midwinter Prince, is moving along nicely. Once it's done, I'm going to get the giant epic crossover into Aeon Timeline so I can keep all my plot threads organized.

Also, my book is out in audiobook format! It's got a happy ending AND a service dog, so it's the perfect remedy for post-family holiday burnout.

Finally, as we lead up to New Year's, I ask only one thing: Promise me you will NOT drink and drive, and that you won't let anyone else drink and drive. Take away keys, call a car service, let someone crash on the couch. Do whatever you need to be safe out there, okay?
kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
Fandom: Captain America
Warnings: None
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Steve/Bucky
Characters: Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Shuri
Tags: Royalty AU, Tumblr prompt fic, Fluff

Summary:
Bucky had no idea he was royalty.

To be fair, it's not like they had DNA tests and ancestry databases when he was a kid. But now? Turns out his sisters had kids, and their kids had kids, and someone got a multi-pack discount on DNA test kits.
 

Read it on AO3.
kryptaria: A fluffy white dog with black markings, perky ears, and clear hazel-brown eyes. (bucky)
I started writing this in answer to a post elsewhere, but we're so far off the original topic, I figured I'd put it up here instead. Relevant grooming info under the cut.

Disclaimers: I'm not a pro groomer. My experience is based on a couple of years spent with a pro show groomer, many discussions with show dog handlers, and my own trial-and-error. This info is applicable to grooming many types of double-coated dog, like huskies or malamutes.

I am not affiliated with any of these companies, nor do I get any kickback if you buy their products. These are just what I've learned to trust.

More under the cut:
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Start by giving Chris Christensen Systems (http://www.chrissystems.com/) a call and describing your dog's coat exactly. Their brushes are expensive -- $30+ per brush or comb -- but they're amazing for a reason. The metal pins are all rounded and ground smooth. You can drag one of their brush down the inside of your forearm and not look and feel like you've been attacked by an angry hedgehog, in comparison to the $5 brushes you get at Petsmart.
 

For Bucky, I use:
 
 
- Wood pin brush (http://www.chrissystems.com/tools/wood-pin.aspx): Only ever use a wood pin brush on wet fur. Never use metal or you risk breaking the fur.

- Ice Slip Dematting Brush (http://www.chrissystems.com/tools/specialty-brushes.aspx): After he's 100% dry, I back-comb with this. Back-combing is where you start at the butt and use your free hand to fold the fur in the opposite direction (towards the head). Then you comb what little fur is exposed. Move towards the head a tiny bit at a time (1/4-1/2 inches) to make sure you comb the entire undercoat. This will probably require multiple sessions, bribes for the dog (a peanut butter Kong or a dried hoof filled with frozen ground beef, for example), anti-inflammatories for your wrists, and possibly some Xanax or alcohol (for you, not the dog).

- 7.5 inch #000 fine/coarse comb (http://www.chrissystems.com/tools/combs.aspx): As soon as I find a mat in the undercoat, I use the end pin of the coarse side to tease through the mat. Usually I can coax the mat out this way. Then, after I complete back-combing, I go back over his entire coat with the coarse side, then the fine side, to make sure I didn't miss any mats. Tiny mats grow up to be big mats, and big mats are the real problem, causing hot spots and skin infections, and possibly requiring a shave, which means the coat won't grow back the same.
 
Shampoo & Conditioner

Here's where you're again going to want to talk to Chris Christensen Systems.

Bucky has an extremely downy, fluffy undercoat and long, straight guard hairs. There's no curl to his fur at all. For him, I had been using Espree Oatmeal & Baking Soda shampoo, Espree Remoisturizing conditioner, and Chris Christensen White On White whitening shampoo.

However, it wasn't giving me the results I wanted, so I switched him to their Ice On Ice shampoo (http://www.chrissystems.com/bathe/ice-on-ice-shampoo.aspx). It's a miracle in a bottle. This stuff includes Moroccan Argan Oil, which apparently coats each strand to prevent mats. I didn't believe it until I tried it. I gave him a quick bath (using only the Ice on Ice shampoo and the Espree conditioner) and blow dry, and then blocked out an entire day to comb him out. I was shocked when I found only a handful of tiny mats from the blow drying.

BUT.

What's good for the Bucky is not good for the Xena. As a borzoi, she's going to have a long, silky coat that's anywhere between wavy and curly. The Argan oil will weigh down her fur, so they suggested using either their Spectrum One (usually used for poodles or for borzoi with extreme curls) or their Spectrum Ten (for borzoi with a gentler curl/wave) shampoo/conditioner.

For both of them, I use Espree Foaming Facial Cleanser on their faces (https://smile.amazon.com/Espree-Oatmeal-Baking-Facial-Cleanser/dp/B003Z0PLOC/) very, very carefully.

Groomer tip: Save the Espree bottle. Sometimes you get one with a defective pump, so it's always nice to have one with a pump that you know works.

Dematting/detangling, dirt-resistance, and long-term conditioning

My go-to spray for dematting is Chris Christensen's Ice On Ice Ultra (http://www.chrissystems.com/treatments/ice-on-ice-ultra.aspx). Saturate the mat with this, rub it in with your fingers, let it sit for a few minutes (or thirty seconds if you're easily bored), and then work the mat free with the end of your coarse comb.

I also do a general full-body misting with this stuff, especially on Bucky's feathers -- that's the fluffy fur at his butt and along the backs of his legs and underside of his tail, where the guard coat isn't as thick. It's pretty good for preventing mats from forming later and also good for sealing the fur against dirt penetration, but its real strength is as a leave-in conditioner.

For my dirt-magnet, Hurricane Xena, I'll be using The Stuff (https://smile.amazon.com/d/Dog-Conditioners/Stuff-Dog-Concentrate-Conditioner-Bottle/B0012GK4BG/). No seriously, that's what it's called: The Stuff.

It's a 15:1 concentrate, so you'll want to buy an empty spray bottle to mix it. You'll also want to be VERY careful to clean the floor around where you spray. The Stuff is incredibly slippery, so any overspray can end up killing someone if it's on a hard floor.

You can use it to saturate mats, but it really shines when you do a full-body spray onto a dry coat, then brush it through. When the pup gets dirty, let the dirt dry, then brush it out. Most if not all of the dirt (and theoretically poop) should just fall right out.

Rinseless/dry shampoo

Again, my go-to is Chris Christensen's Show-Off (http://www.chrissystems.com/bathe/show-off.aspx). When I took Bucky to the RT Booklovers Convention, I carried a tiny bottle of this for touch-ups. Spray it in, rub to lather, then wipe off. It worked pretty well on his feet. However, since then, Chris Systems has come up with other formulas, so I'd call and talk about your specific dog.

A borzoi breeder I know also suggested Cowboy Magic Greenspot Remover (https://cowboymagic.com/products/cowboy-magic-greenspot-remover/). It's formulated for horses, but it also works on people and dogs as a rinseless bath. She uses it on her older borzoi who can't pee right and sometimes end up soiling their inner legs/bellies.

Other tools

Here's where you can spend as much or as little as you like, and where things get complicated.

Recirculating bath system:

Because I'm dealing with a double-coated dog the size of a small horse, I don't want to use a squeeze bottle to apply shampoo to his whole coat, then rub it in by hand. Bathing him properly (two shampoos, possibly whitening shampoo, and conditioner) takes HOURS to do this way. You can buy a recirculating bath system from a grooming supplier for $450 or so, or you can build your own. Pick up a cheap sump pump from amazon, buy a remote power switch, and then go to your local Grainger or other hardware store and ask about couplers and hoses.

You need the remote power switch (or foot-operated power switch, though those are more expensive) because sump pumps are "always-on" machines. Normally they're wired so a float turns them on when it reaches a certain level. You want to be able to control it with a button or switch.

To use it, plug your bathtub and fill it with about an inch of water. Add concentrated shampoo (you'll get a feel for how much you need). Put in the sump pump/hose. When you turn on the pump, it'll suck in the water and shampoo and blast it out through the hose at higher pressure.

This will be strong enough to get through the guard hairs, into the undercoat, and all the way down to the skin. Don't use this on your dog's face/ears, obviously, and be careful near your dog's genitals/butt.

It means I can soap or condition Bucky in about a minute or two, rather than the ten it would take to do him by hand. It actually takes longer to drain the tub, get rid of the foam, rinse him off completely (see below), and then rinse the sump pump/hose with clean water so I can reset to do the next round of shampoo or conditioner.

Also, you'll want to add either a cut piece of window screen to the bottom of the sump pump or put the pump in a cheesecloth bag to trap fur. You'd be amazed how much fur you get when you do a high-pressure bath this way.

Side note: What's "comfortably warm" for you is "way the fuck too hot" for a dog. You want to bathe your dog with cool to lukewarm water. Your dog will have a preference. Learn to read their body language to figure it out. Strangely enough, Bucky doesn't like cold baths, though he likes sleeping in snow or freezing rain.
 
Handheld shower head and extended-length hose:

Rinsing is where the horrible work happens. Any soap residue at all left on a dog's skin can attract dirt or create mats. That's how you get hot spots and infections. So when you rinse, you need to get all the way down to the skin... but rinsing depends in part on water pressure.

The best I can do is city water pressure. I use a good handheld shower head with the spray dial set to a single "massage" jet setting, rather than the dispersed "rain" type spray (which does absolutely nothing and is only useful for gently rinsing the face). I also have a ten-foot shower hose so I can reach under and behind Bucky.

I put the shower head right up against his body and go over him inch-by-inch, which is as much of a pain in the ass for both of us as you'd imagine. This is actually the most time-consuming part of the bath.

The best way to know you've rinsed 100% of the shampoo or conditioner off a dog is to put the dog on a black rubber mat. If the water running off him has no visible suds or bubbles anywhere, you're good to go on to the next step.

(Side note: In a perfect world, I'd have a second tub beside the first, so I could fill tub #2 with clean water. Then I could use the sump pump to rinse him off while he was standing in the first bath. It wouldn't recirculate, but it would provide great water pressure. I just don't have a bathtub with two tubs.)
 
Tub strainer:
 
This one's mandatory unless you're a plumber. Just pick up one of those cheap strainers that goes into the tub drain. You might have to unscrew your existing drain plug if it's one of those pop-up types.

Never, ever bathe a double-coated dog without a tub strainer, or you're looking at a $500 emergency weekend plumbing call. Trust me on this one, too.
 
Dryer:
 
NEVER use a human hair dryer on your dog unless 1. it's got a COOL button and 2. you're just spot drying a tiny spot, and at that point, you're better off blotting with a towel.

(Side note: NEVER rub with a towel. That's how you create mats. Always blot.)

For a double-coated dog, you have three choices:

1. Go cheap and prepare to buy a new dryer every year or so.
2. Go to a do-it-yourself place like PetValu or PetClub, where they provide the cheap dryer.
3. Invest a few hundred bucks in a dual-motor high-velocity cool-air dryer.

In the case of 1 or 2, you'll never get all the way down to the skin. Cheap, single-motor dryers just don't have the power to dry all the way down. A dual-coated dog will look dry in no time, but their undercoat can stay damp for days.

I went with the Chris Christensen 2EXTREME dryer (http://www.chrissystems.com/dryers/2xtreme.aspx) and yes, it's ridiculously expensive. It was my one treat with the (disgustingly small) settlement from my divorce and worth every penny. At full speed, with the cone nozzle, I can blow Bucky's top coat dry in no time. Then I switch to the flat diffuser nozzle and spend the next hour or so fighting with him as he feels dramatically sorry for himself and flings himself upside-down on the floor, then curls up into a ball like the world's most pathetic pillbug.

There's some more information, slightly outdated but with pictures, on my Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/writerjbrock/posts/781324185412192

I could swear I had a video of the recirculating system in use, but I can't find it on FB or Twitter. Very frustrating!

Edit: I FOUND IT! https://www.facebook.com/writerjbrock/media_set?set=a.845660882311855&type=3 includes videos of the recirculating system and some very good photos of what a wet undercoat/dry topcoat looks like under a high velocity dryer. You can see how the undercoat is clumped and thready when wet, even though the coat feels like it's dry.
kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
Happy Midwinter!

Due to Hurricane Xena, I'm behind on all my writing. My intent had been to post this fic today, but since I'm behind, I want to give you all a sneak preview of chapter 1. The alternative is to post yet another WIP to AO3, and that never goes well.

Title: A Midwinter Prince
Fandom: Merlin
Rating: Teen (possibly Mature for language)
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur, Lance/Gwen, Morgana/Leon, Gwaine flirts with everyone because Gwaine
Warnings: None
Tags: Modern AU, Magic is known, Journalist AU, Royalty

Summary: It's not easy to break into journalism, even with a degree. Trapped on the copy desk editing other people's lousy writing, Merlin finally sees a light at the end of the tunnel. His boss wants a reporter in Camelot for Prince Arthur's twenty-fifth birthday, when the Playboy Prince has to either take the throne or abdicate.

When the Prince skips out of his press conference, Merlin is faced with the prospect of going back to London empty-handed. But a stubborn mindset, a journalist's instincts, and a whole lot of magic go a long way, especially when Merlin finds an unlocked, unguarded side door. It's not his fault that the first person he runs across hears his London accent and assumes he's Princess Morgana's new tutor... is it?

Author's notes: Have you seen A Christmas Prince on Netflix? No? Go make yourself some hot cocoa, wrap up in a fuzzy blanket, ignore the plot holes, and enjoy! (Don't bother with the sequel.)

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Forgive any formatting issues. I'm still finding my way around Dreamwidth.


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kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
1. Still coughing.

2. Still working on the WIP that isn't the WIP I should be working on. However, I did kill one of my darlings (saved it to another file for later use) because it didn't fit the mood of the WIP, which is light and fluffy. It took two days for me to convince myself to rewrite the scene, and I'm MUCH happier with the rewrite, so it's all good. WIP word count total: 14,701 so far.

3. Still no snow. Bucky is not pleased.

A very fluffy black and white dog lying facing the camera, head up, with a bowl of ice between his front legs. 
kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
 The good news is, I have an outline that's over 5000 words AND another 6000 words in two chapters.

The bad news is, none of that is for any of my previous WIPs. It's a brand new one.

help.
kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
Fic: Untitled series, currently over 150,000 words
Rating: Mature for language, possibly explicit
Primary fandoms: Merlin, James Bond
Pairings for part 1 of the series: James Bond/Q (new relationship, Q is asexual), Merlin/Arthur (eventually, assuming Merlin doesn't turn Arthur into a sheep in a fit of pique)

General summary:
This is a modern crossover AU in which the House of Pendragon has held the British throne for well over a thousand years. The Camelot legend is known but thought to be just that: a legend. Most people don't believe in magic, and even fewer of them know that magic is real. Most of the world's history is the same, including the shift of political power in the UK from the Sovereign to Parliament.

Most of the characters are also the same as in canon, just in a modern era, with a few small twists.

Beta/Britpick info:
  • I work in Google docs, so a gmail address is a must
  • Specifically seeking feedback in regional language
    • Merlin is from South Wales
    • James is from Scotland, but he code-switches as needed
    • Most other characters are from London and various locations throughout England
    • A few characters are from the Netherlands (not Britpick, I know, but I figured I'd throw it in here)
  • Also seeking feedback in class/education-based language
    • Several characters are part of the Royal Family of the UK or the Netherlands
    • City vs. small town/country differences
    • Others are significantly lower class
  • Royal protocol in the UK (though there will be some differences since this is an AU) and the Netherlands
    • Titles, forms of address, and protocol with the Royal Family
    • Ceremonies (coronation, funeral, recognition/knighting)
    • Peerage
  • Royal Household (roles, hierarchy, etc.)
Other beta needs:
  • Sheep expertise (Merlin is actually a veterinary geneticist studying sheep genetics and working to preserve endangered breeds)
  • Farm expertise in general (specifically livestock/farm management)
  • Security policies and procedures, everything from law enforcement (Royal and Specialty Protection in the UK) to physical security (Buckingham Palace entry, security checkpoints, etc.) to network security (hacking, social media, etc.)
  • Paganism in the British Isles (historical, traditional, neopaganism, new age)
  • The Church of England (history, beliefs, traditions vs. modernization)
  • Cheerleading in general, bouncing ideas/brainstorming
This has been a WIP for several months now. I'd prefer not to post it until the entire series is done, though that may change. I'm going to be using Aeon Timeline to track the story's flow, since there are so many plot threads and points where history has diverged from reality. This is a HUGE project.

kryptaria: A closeup of Captain America's shield, with paint damage from bullets (Default)
My pronouns are she/her.

I write fanfic as [archiveofourown.org profile] Kryptaria in various fandoms/pairings, including but not limited to:
  • MCU/Captain America (mostly Steve/Bucky)
  • James Bond (Daniel Craig era, mostly 007/Q, 006/007, or 006/007/Q)
  • Merlin (Merlin/Arthur)
I love crossovers, AUs (both modern and paranormal), werewolves, and dinosaurs. I used to love angst, but with the world turning into a dumpster fire, I need more and more fluff.

I write #ownvoices for PTSD, anxiety, service dogs (and dog training in general), asexuality, and Judaism.

I married my beta, [twitter.com profile] Leavesdancing / [archiveofourown.org profile] Zephyrfox . We're ace, probably aro, and definitely gender-questioning if not agender/enby. (Side note: Labels change, and that's okay! We're in our late 40s/early 50s and still discovering ourselves.)

We have six cats and three dogs. One of them is my service dog, Bucky, though his name should really be Kevin from Ghostbusters, because he's very beautiful and, well, not all that smart. You can keep up with Bucky's adventures on my twitter, [twitter.com profile] jordansbrock . And our gorgeous borzoi baby has her own twitter, [twitter.com profile] xenawarriorzoi .

I'm also a published author currently writing as Jordan S. Brock. I've pulled my first two books because they're a little too pro-gun for the violent times we live in, but my third book, CHANGE OF ADDRESS, is available through the publisher, Riptide, or all major retailers including amazon. It's only $3.99, and I'd love to get back to writing the sequel.

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