itachitachi: (merlin: pokemon master = destiny)
I don't think I've even looked at my tumblr account in months, maybe even closer to a year, and yet. Something in me is saying, "this is your chance!! go back home!!"

I'm a real grownup now with real grownup shit to do today, but I'll come back and give it another whirl, I think.

(it is really hard to post here from mobile, apparently.)
itachitachi: (naruto: yosh lee)
Dear Lovely Podficcer,

wow a letter! )

Thanks, Awesome Podficcer,
Itachi
itachitachi: (merlin: sting my eyes)


Title: Castle (the rules by which we live)
Length: 1:53:59
Reader: [personal profile] itachitachi
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kick_flaw
Sound Design: [livejournal.com profile] martinius
Cover Design: [personal profile] yue_ix
Summary: Merlin knows that getting off fastest when he’s got some BDSM porno playing loud on the computer doesn’t mean he’d really like to be that bloke, gagged and bent over and bound. Right?
Content Notes: Modern!AU. Brief mentions of rape (in the context of rape-fantasy), BDSM and all that entails, including D/s relationships, knifeplay, bondage, painplay, orgasm denial and so on. Please do not listen to this podfic if anything related to BDSM or self-shame squicks or triggers you. [Also, be aware of where you do chose to listen to it! ;D]

Download as MP3 or M4B: podficbigbang archive OR audiofic archive

Or below (right-click save):

Side A (with effects) (no effects)
Side B (with effects) (no effects)

I have been told that this is not a good podfic to have playing on the way to work. If you simply must listen to it then, try checking yourself in a mirror before walking in to make sure you don't look too flustered. ;) I really enjoyed doing this and I hope you enjoy listening! Thanks so much to [personal profile] yue_ix for beta-listening and helping me out along the way, and basically just being as enthusiastic about this fic as I am! AND FOR THE GORGEOUS LAST MINUTE COVER. And thanks so much to [profile] martinius for doing the sound for this, which I adore. I feel so spoiled. ♥

This is my first podfic, marathon-read over approximately four days as soon as I healed from my random Christmas bronchial infection. ;) Not too shabby, imo!

Originally posted at [livejournal.com profile] podficbigbang here. Check there to give feedback to other contributors to this project.
itachitachi: (tekkon: sun and sky and sea)
...And then I accidentally Sailor Moon fic for [community profile] kink_bingo. This square is not even close to my goal row! >:[ It took me three days to write the bare minimum of words, too. Oh well. Subverting childhood. Now at least I have something for amnesty if I don't finish those other things! \o/

Posting here because I think it's still 3W4DW? And because I think I'm giving up on organizing my fic the way I had hoped. And because idk if anyone on LJ wants Sailor Moon fic from me anyway! ahahah...

Title: Skyward Dreaming
Pairing: Haruka/Michiru
Wordcount: 537
Rating: R
Notes: For the [community profile] kink_bingo square vehicular. It's kind of a woozy, experimental thing. It's also my first time writing actualfactual femslash! Yay first times. :D
Summary: Haruka dreams of sex at two hundred miles an hour, with the top down. (It's just a dream.)

You want to take me for a ride. )
itachitachi: (merlin: sting my eyes)
I have until tomorrow to finish the miniscule edits on my podficbigbang. I have decided that this means it is an awesome time to start trying to finish something for [community profile] kink_bingo amnesty.

The question I have for you guys is: what would Merlin's favorite porn video contain? Kinks and acts and positions, anything. What are his VERY FAVORITES.

Discuss. :B
itachitachi: (percival: it's fucking percival!)
Hahahaha. Okay.

So when I had that mini-rant (flocked) a while ago about minor pairings and stuff, I thought for a really long time about starting a minor-pairings-and-characters fest. I eventually put the idea aside because I was getting swamped with stuff and had [livejournal.com profile] hs_merlin to write, but I think now's a good time to bring it up and talk about it. Even though it's probably not actually a good time, considering I have work to be doing and pornathon to start thinking about (and eventually running) and there's BB going on at the same time--why does there never seem to be a good time to run a fest? XD

Anyway.

I'd like to run something like a prompt-and-fill (or prompt-and-claim) festy-type thing, where the emphasis is on minor pairings and characters. I think it could be really awesome for coming up with stuff to flesh out minor character backstories, fics from other-character POVs, etc. I've also thought of maybe coming up with an episode-reaction type chain of activities, where we take episodes and point out the minor characters in them and then have parties with backstory and make fanworks about them. The prompt-fest type thing is more what I'm thinking about right now, though. I'm not sure what format exactly it ought to follow... whether it should be an exchange type thing with hard deadlines or just a SO MANY PROMPTS, I WILL GRAB SOME type thing like [livejournal.com profile] springkink that is low-pressure but easy to drop out of. I like deadlines because they make me actually write things, but I don't want to scare away people who don't like them... XD;

I'm really hesitant about this idea though, because I get all squirmy thinking about what the criteria for acceptably "minor" character/pairings would be. I don't want a fest meant to celebrate often-overlooked characters to wind up being divisive/controversial/offensive/etc. Pretty much it would wind up being just... a non-M/A fest. Is that bad? IDK. D: I've thought about it and what I'd want to include in the fest would be:
- all mediums, duhh
- fanworks from the POV of / centering around any minor character (defining minor character as not Arthur or Merlin; Morgana and Gwen are questionable but I think I'd let them in)
- fanworks about any minor pairing (IDK WHAT THIS MEANS BESIDES NON-M/A. I'm not in a lot of non-m/a circles so I don't know if it would be offensive to call A/G a minor pairing too.)
- moresomes (you can never have too many!)
- genfic, because there isn't a lot of it ahahahhh (but if any genfic is okay, does that mean something like Arthur!pov genfic would be included too? idk)

...and I feel like this boils down to "you can do anything you want as long as it isn't Arthur/Merlin from the POV of either Arthur or Merlin". DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

This is all too confusing. POLLS WILL ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS. (LJ-people note: the poll is on DW because I can do polls there, but I still want your input. Because this will likely take place on LJ, because I like LJ.)

Poll #6533 poll about stuff that I just said
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 7


Would you be interested in participating in something like this?

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Yes! I would be interested in the prompty-fest-like-thing.
6 (85.7%)

Yes! I would be interested in the episode-based minor-character parties.
4 (57.1%)

Not for me, but it sounds cool. Go for it!
0 (0.0%)

HEY BB I am SO INTERESTED. Would you like a helping hand?
2 (28.6%)

No! This sounds offensive/controversial/A BAD IDEA.
0 (0.0%)

No, it has been done before and/or sounds boring/pointless.
0 (0.0%)

How would something like this be best set up?

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Make a community for it! It will have lots of fun parties and stuffs and you can be in charge.
4 (57.1%)

Don't make a comm: there is already one for this sort of thing. Talk to them and maybe work together.
2 (28.6%)

HAVE A BIG PARTY ON YOUR JOURNAL. (we'll pretend I am popular enough to have journal parties.)
1 (14.3%)

DON'T DO IT.
0 (0.0%)

I have some other genius idea and will tell you in the comments.
0 (0.0%)

When?

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NOW NOW NOW.
3 (42.9%)

this summer (during pornathon and all that jazz).
7 (100.0%)

in the fall (when s4 is airing).
1 (14.3%)

in the winter (right after s4).
1 (14.3%)

next year sometime.
0 (0.0%)

NEVERRRRRR.
0 (0.0%)

What should be allowed at the prompty-festy thing? Click what you think SHOULD be included.

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stuff about minor characters. (eg: Sophia taking over the world, Jonas's secret diary, etc)
7 (100.0%)

stuff about lesser-used major characters (Morgana, Gwen, Uther)
5 (71.4%)

ANYTHING in a non-fic medium, even non-minor things like Arthur/Merlin
3 (42.9%)

genfic, centering around ANY character (even Merlin)
7 (100.0%)

stuff with Merlin/Arthur in the background, but not centered on
5 (71.4%)

stuff from the POV of A or M, but for a minor pairing (Merlin/Percival omnomnom)
6 (85.7%)

stuff that is Gwen/Morgana or Arthur/Gwen
1 (14.3%)

stuff about A/M, but from a minor character's POV.
1 (14.3%)

dude. don't worry TOO much about the details. people will understand the spirit of this thing and it will be OK.
5 (71.4%)

What should this thing be called?

I need some love right now.

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I love you. *hugs and chocolate*
6 (85.7%)

DO YOUR ESSAY. *pokes with stick*
1 (14.3%)



And of course, comment away with suggestions. Or just comment with a dance party. Or something. Errr. *boogies hastily away from crime scene*

*poke*

Apr. 4th, 2011 10:49 pm
itachitachi: (pikachu: is confused!)
Soooooo.

LJ has been being a bitch ever since my paid account ran out (first the notifications, then being down, then being down again--psssh), so I have been thinking about not renewing it. As a matter of principle. And also because I am stingy. And lazy.

So I'm trying out my DW again, and IDK if I will keep it up, but let's see. I would just get a paid account here, but I really don't use it. So. IDK. I'll try juggling both and seeing how it works--I don't have plans to leave LJ at all, but maybe I can... okay, I'm already getting tired of DW. I don't know what it is. It's so much nicer. Just the thought of crossposting and checking things in two places is making me go "urgh".


But anyway, [livejournal.com profile] hs_merlin has done reveals!

I wrote:

Hypothetically, Yours, Arthur/Merlin, R, ~6.5k. Wherein there is a Magic Club, but Arthur isn't curious about it one bit. Nope.

IT WAS SO HARD TO WRITE, YOU GUYS. I still can't quite bring myself to read it over, I was in a really weird place while writing so everything feels forced and gross to me. XD But I'm pleased with the reception, and I'm happy my person liked it, and there are a lot of bits and pieces of phrasing in there that I liked, so there's that. :D

I received:

Sixes and Sevens from [livejournal.com profile] hpsauce. ~15k, NC-17, pairings out the wazoo.

I KNEW MY DARLING CUPCAKE HAD WRITTEN THIS AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH YOU GUYS. It is Merlin going out with a bunch of football players and it is British and lovely and MERLIN omg the Merlin in here is so sweet and confused and all of the people he goes out with love him so much because he is SO LOVEABLE. I personally was rooting for Percival. YAY PERCIVAL \o/ My favorite part is the ending. You just have to read it you guys, go go go if you haven't already!!


Now I need to start working on my last essay, and maybe start thinking about pornathon too! Remember, if you've any interest in being a mod, you are free to tell me at any time, I'd love volunteers. :D Four spaces left!

In the past few days I have managed a complete marathon of Gundam Wing, and while watching I knitted myself a hat. MEANINGLESS ACCOMPLISHMENT, I HAZ IT.

Am also thinking about joining the Last Drabble-Writer Standing challenge at [livejournal.com profile] merlequin...
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