hi börger anon, dw you did not send this unanon and also nobody else asked for these! <3

Favorite thing about this ship?

in my mind they are both awkward and clumsy but augustine manages to radiate a kind of like. charm that makes it so that people find it cute instead of annoying. and i think this is the appeal for me. foreign guy that everybody finds cute and charming x guy everyone finds kind of unremarkable so everyone would think the other one is out of his league. but in truth i think augustine sycamore deserves to fuck as many bears as he likes

idk i think the whole. bagging someone you think would never look at you twice and who’s actually super mega attracted to you is a cute dynamic. that and i want to inflict birch with an intense case of sexuality crisis

oh my god i just realized augustine is literally his manic pixie dream girl isn’t he…

How do you see this ship? Examples: “totally married”, “besties who date sometimes for fun”, “toxic exes that definitely shouldn’t be 10 feet near each other”.

…well i guess i answered this in the previous one 😭 in terms of like. XY/ORAS times i think of them as exes who are on good terms. like they had a fling when they were students and then ever really tried anything again. i DO sometimes contemplate the idea of birch’s wife agreeing to a threesome tho. to fix him after lysandre’s disappearance… a gesture of good will for an old friend… and also he is kinda hot isn’t he. in a french kinda way

Who’s the big spoon? Who’s the little spoon? Do they switch it up?

i think they switch but i’m a big spoon augustine truther. he wants to hug him as tight as possible