Badger Mom

Originally posted by xkcd_rss at Terry Pratchett

Because I'm bored and determined to force myself to relax tonight...

1. What was the last book that took your breath away?

The Street, by Ann Petry. Amazing, amazing story.

2. How many hours do you spend in a car during an average week?

For someone who doesn't drive at all, a surprising amount. Let's say an hour on at least two weekdays, running errands and visiting with friends. Another two on weekends with the family. Four total.

3. What is your favorite mind game to improve your memory?

I like puzzles of all kinds, but I can't name one in particular improves my memory like a game of concentration would. I love sudoku and kakuro, classic logic puzzles, and jigsaw puzzles though I haven't done one in a long, long time.

4. How often do you talk to friends on the phone?

Every day. Often many times per day.

5. If you could have minions (like the yellow guy in my icon), would you?

Probably not. I prefer to do my own evil deeds. ;)

I'm listening to Rick Springfield (insert your derisive snort here), and "I Get Excited" just came on. I loved this song when I was younger, because it was naughty, and what 11 year old girl doesn't like naughty, cute boys?

Well, you admit you like the game but you're not gonna play
You'll just ignore what your body's trying to say
I got the feeling that you're playing and we're both gonna win
I think this angel's about to sin

I get excited, just thinking what you might be like
I get excited, there's heaven in your eyes tonight
The fire's ignited, down below it's burning bright
Oh baby, stay, we got all night, all night
Baby please, I can't please if I'm on my knees tonight

I used to think that was sexy as hell when I knew nothing about sex. But right here, grown-up me is annoyed. On your knees puts all the good stuff at mouth level. Just go with that, OK?

No, baby you don't look that nervous when you bite your lip
You keep them open when we kiss, you're a hypocrite
You got my body dancing tangoes in three-four time
This angel's gonna spread her wings tonight

Thank you, Mrs. Beck, for teaching me enough about music to understand that trying to dance a tango in waltz time would be awkward.

I get excited, just thinking what you might be like
I get excited, there's heaven in your eyes tonight
The fire's ignited, down below it's burning bright
Oh baby, stay, we got all night, all night
We got all night, all night
Baby please, I can't please, if I'm on my knees tonight
Tonight...

Baby, I can feel your heartbeat; can't you feel the heat?
Baby's got cold feet, fire below
Oh baby, stay, we got...
Oh baby, stay, we got all night, all night
We got all night, all night
Baby please, I can't please if I'm on my knees
All night, all night
We got all night, all night
Baby please, I can't please if I'm on my knees tonight
Tonight!

The Real Sex Ed: 11 Sex Tips Experts Wish They'd Known Sooner
by Katie McDonough

Sex education in the United States is a mess. Only 22 states and the District of Columbia require that public schools teach sex education in the first place, and among that number, only 19 have laws ensuring that what’s being taught meets the minimum requirement of being medically or factually accurate. Perhaps as a result of these dismal indicators, a recent survey among teenagers reveals that 41 percent know little or nothing about how condoms work, and a staggering 75 percent have almost no understanding of birth control.

And as for those schools that do elect to teach students about sex and dating, far too many seem to rely on deeply sexist and conservative educators to do so. A high school in Texas was recently criticized by students and parents for bringing in Christian “relationship expert” Justin Lookadoo to dispense advice to teenage girls about keeping their mouths and their legs shut. (This kind of thinking passes for “good” advice is a seriously scary number of places.)

So as a small service to the younger generation, Salon reached out to a few of our favorite sex writers and sex educators to get the advice they wish they had known sooner.

Dr. Ruth Neustifter, sexuality educator and Assistant Professor of Couple & Family Therapy at the University of Guelph, Ontario, Canada

The first time you have sex is just the beginning of your sexual education, so don’t sweat it:

Virginity can’t be lost because it doesn’t even exist. Try thinking of it all as a natural, normal process of human sexual development that includes many different experiences with ourselves and with partners over time. Good sex takes practice — both alone and with others.

Gender norms limit pleasure, so feel free to explore:

There are a lot of rules and stereotypes about gender out there, but just because they are popular doesn’t make them true. And it also doesn’t make them true just because there are some examples out there that seem to support those rules and stereotypes. We can each define gender for ourselves, and should respect others’ definitions of how they wish to live their own genders. [...]

It feels easy and natural to say “girls are like this” or “boys should be like that.” It’s so important to resist those kinds of beliefs, as they hurt and limit all genders. One of the most powerful and controversial acts of protest we can engage in is simply to be happy with ourselves just the way we are, and to support each other in that effort.

When it comes to good sex, communication is key:

Don’t expect your partner to read your mind and magically provide the kind of pleasure you want. And also, don’t suffer silently if it isn’t working for you! Seek out partners who want to support you in feeling good (and who you want to support that way) and make it an enjoyable team effort with lots of communication.

If anyone involved is not ready or able to openly and honestly discuss their needs, joys and limits around sex then you’re not ready for each other yet. And, by the way, this is a conversation that can continue throughout your time together!

Rich Juzwiak, staff writer at Gawker

Everyone is freaking out about sex just as much as you are freaking out about sex:

Confidence is the cornerstone of good sex. Feeling confident comes from accepting yourself, and it’s a lot easier to accept yourself and all the weirdness inside of you when you realize that everyone else is dealing with that, too.

Sex is about learning what you like, so don’t get discouraged if it isn’t perfect the first time:

The first few sexual experiences I had confused me because I thought I was gay, but I wasn’t enjoying the sex I was having. I wasn’t that into the first guy I slept with, and I wasn’t that into the second guy I met. It wasn’t until the third guy that something finally clicked and I was like, “Oh yes, I am really fucking gay.“

Don’t let expectations box you in or limit your pleasure:

There is so much you get bombarded with in this masculinity-oriented society, and there are people who close themselves off from doing some things — not because they’re not interested in those things, but because they are concerned about what it might mean about them or their manhood. Let it go; enjoy everything.

To me, the gift of gay sex is that you can do anything. The possibilities are so endless in terms of what you can do to him, what he can do to you — that is what’s so fun about it. You never have to have the same experience.

Know who you are when it comes to your sexuality, but don’t be afraid to step outside your comfort zone and be open-minded about sexual experiences. It can be really hard to shake the negativity that is culturally associated with sexuality, but the sooner you do that the happier you’ll be.

The sooner you get there the more fun you’re going to have.

Feminista Jones, sex-positive Black feminist, social worker and blogger

Safe sex isn’t just about avoiding diseases:

Safe sex is not only about maintaining physical safety and avoiding diseases, infections and pregnancy. We should enter into sexual relationships also feeling mentally and emotionally safe and confident. You don’t have to love someone to have sex, but you should, at the very least, respect your partners and yourself enough to make what goes on between you pleasurable and safe. There is nothing more empowering than being able to safely explore one’s desires and fantasies without fear of shame or feelings of remorse; sex is to be enjoyed, not regretted.

Joshua Rosenberger, assistant professor of global and community health at George Mason University

Sex is about much more than just intercourse:

The first thing is this idea about the variety of sexual repertoire or the variety of behaviors that are encompassed by the word “sex.” Sex is not just intercourse or penetration. It can include so many different things. There are endless combinations. They do not always have to be the same things. You really can be free and should feel free to switch them up based on your partner, your mood and what you feel like doing at any given time.

There is too much emphasis on that word “sex” and penetration.

No, everyone is not probably having more sex than you:

It is important to know that perhaps people aren’t having as much sex as they think they are having. The amount varies, widely. If you’re in a relationship you’re more likely to have more sex.

There is this false sense that “active” means having lots of sex. That if they aren’t having sex daily or weekly there is something wrong with their sex lives. So let’s rethink what active means, and how that’s intrapersonal.

Sexuality is fluid, and fluidity can be fun:

Its fine if you’re not gay. Its fine if you are gay. There is a lot of fluidity around this. It’s OK to find a guy attractive. There is nothing wrong with that. Those things don’t define you. Orientation is an identity preference and you can choose who you want and change your mind as many times as you like. You shouldn’t pigeonhole yourself or let others pigeonhole you.

Embrace the diversity of sexual behavior and identities. Embrace words like fluidity and diversity.

Sex can be totally awkward sometimes, and that’s OK:

People need to understand that sex is fun — fun and funny. Sometimes it’s awkward, sometimes it doesn’t go off as planned. There is so much pressure around sex about what its supposed to look and feel like that it can lead people to feel disappointed.

I can only imagine telling people, “It’s OK to laugh during sex.” It’s supposed to be serious business, but sometimes it’s not that serious! Sometimes it’s really funny.

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Original is here.

The two halves of my personality do this little dance regularly. The characters are even appropriately dressed in this comic.

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Originally posted by sinfestfeed at "Target 7" - Sun, 29 Dec 2013

To think, someone got *paid* to do this scene with him.



Sex scene from The Deep Blue Sea

Snagged from United Atheists of America's FB group. I've no idea where it originated.

Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.

After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done.

And that, my friends, is how bullying, indoctrination and our social, economic and religious hierarchies are created and reinforced.

Start with five humans....

One thing I really miss about my younger days is having naughty guy/gal pals who weren't part of my usual circle of friends, so I felt completely free to confess all of my sins to them without fearing judgement or worrying that whatever I told them would somehow get back to people who might not understand what I was going through or might, however unintentionally, pass the information on to someone who could make my life difficult.

Some have passed away, some have odd work schedules, and the rest are all-grown-up and family oriented, so they just don't have the time to chat and laugh any more. It makes me sad.

Nights like this, I really miss Craig. He's been gone for a year and a half, and it still hurts. I just know he'd have the answer I need.

From "Kinky Boots," which I can't believe I'm only now getting to see. Great film!

"Besides, one never knows what joy one might find amongst the unwanted and abandoned."

Runner up...

"Ladies, gentlemen, and those who have yet to make up their minds."

For orpheusinhades. I am so proud of you.

Fearlessness may be a gift, but perhaps most precious is [the] courage that comes from cultivating the habit of refusing to let fear dictate one's actions.

- Aung San Suu Kyi