ALTI hope to all things that this becomes my lasting contribution to fandom.
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I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes
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ALTExtremely charmed by the idea of Hans Solo, Nordic Intergalactic Smuggler.
Ancient Greek voice: Oh, sure! When someone sits in an office all day and gives advice, they’re a “”“consultant,”“” but when I get high off cave fumes and give advice—
Life in the Googleopticon. 🙄
Big Tech—and Google in particular—treats digital privacy rights as mortal threats. They fight tooth and nail to sink data protection laws; and when that fails, they move to dilute them as much as possible.
This is, of course, not a design flaw.
We wrote a whoooole lot more about Google's shady business antics in our latest blog post. Check it out (and bring an axe). 🪓
- the Ellipsus Team xo
big fan of that unseeable, unexplainable through-time-and-space Tether that bruce and dick have. connected in a transcendent and cosmic web they can feel and remember (though never able to explain) when the veil is thin.
sure clark can recognize bruce’s heartbeat but can he dream of a timeline where he dies in a scientifically induced hallucination of bruce’s? didn’t think so
Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly
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This is legit great because it shows that it’s not the cat that’s the problem, it’s the broom. The cat just needed someone to make an accommodation so they could fly too.
even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me
Making unhinged headcanons about phone games is not necessarily the best use of my brain power, but tbh, I only found out that my food order was wrong after I’m home and ready to eat, so I’m just going off the assumption this is my starved brain desperate to put its last two brain cells together coherently.
Pro Tip:
If your coworkers are discussing Bible stuff and get into The Book of Revelations and how "it's coming", hit them with the fact that, technically, it already did, because it's about the fall of Rome.
Then just sit back and enjoy the silence.
The REALLY funny thing is that I genuinely wasn’t trying to shut down the Bible talk this time. I was just sharing An Fact.
Whoops!
about fucking time
Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.
Pro Tip:
If your coworkers are discussing Bible stuff and get into The Book of Revelations and how “it’s coming”, hit them with the fact that, technically, it already did, because it’s about the fall of Rome.
Then just sit back and enjoy the silence.
Hello friends!
Please tell me your favorite songs of joy!
They don’t have to be upbeat necessarily. I have quite a few soft and gentle songs that are very much Joy. But I think we all need more joy in our days and putting together a whole list of it sounds great right now.