Hi! Thank you so much for taking me on! I wanted to put all this here just in case any of this helps spark your interest or inspiration. I'll try to corral it as much as possible, cause my brain is like a horny sieve and it tends to leak out all over. Also! I'm pretty active on bsky at @ripeteeth, if you need any additional context or vibes. As a general rule, I'm into dead doves and bad vibes, so here we go!
General things I love:
I've rarely met a trope I do not love. That said, my particular favorites are! Truth serum or any other magically forced confession. PINING. Humor. Poetic nonsense. Inventive or non-traditional storytelling. Lush imagery.Fairytale or mythological retellings. Reincarnation. First time. LOVE CONFESSIONS. Sexy sexy dueling or swordfighting or such. Social media au! Obsession. Obsessive and manipulative pining. Very unhealthy everything tbh. Codependency. Themes of monstrosity. Strong lines. Unusual lighting. There was only one bed. Fake dating! Amnesia. Canon divergence. Huddling for warmth. Time loop. Body swap. Tattoos, SO MANY TATTOOS, INK THOSE BABIES UP. Good cook Song Lan. Metalhead Song Lan. Xue Yang being one of those teenage mall goths who hangs out near the bookstore and tries to convince every closing worker to buy him cigarettes and beer. Bookstore worker Xiao Xingchen. Record store employee Xiao Xingchen. Age gap, age gap, age gap! (You wanna make Song Lan 40 and Xue Yang like 16? Tell me everything.) Xue Yang being a burnout line cook a la Kitchen Confidential. Did I mention pining? Especially on Song Lan's part. I love to watch him suffer.
NSFW things I love:
Sex pollen. Fuck or die (especially when someone is trying to be especially noble about it). Dubcon. Coercive (non-violent) non-con. Breeding kink (without pregnancy). D/s dynamics (specifically dom xiao xingchen, switch song lan, and bratty sub xue yang). Daddy issues. Spit in mouths. First time. Spitroasting. Xue Yang being lovingly sexually bullied. Overstimulation. Overstimulation to the point of blacking out. Consensual non-consent. Orgasm control/delay/denial. Humiliation kink. Comeplay. Just like inhuman amounts of come. Undernegotiated kink. Incest. Public sex. Free use. Somnophilia. Stuck in a wall and oh no now there's a dick. Bruising. Biting. Spit. Especially if Xiao Xingchen spits on Song Lan's dick.
DNWs I'd like to respectfully request to avoid:
Genderbend/rule 63/trans headcanons (dysphoria can hit me hard and I'm not always in a headspace to process these), violent non-con, pregnancy. Kidfic. De-aging. Piss/scat/omo kink. Sounding. Mafia/bodyguard aus. Soulmate aus. Royalty aus. Established relationship. Vomit. Genital piercings. Discussion of safe kink/safewords/stoplight system. Creature!fic. Ace headcanons (again, I'm just not always in the right headspace). Space/sci-fi au.
I'd like to also request that, if background characters are included, that they're in these ships (or left unmentioned): wangxian, chengqing, niecest, xiyao. (I just adore all those ships and hate to see them parted)
Some prompts! I'll keep them pretty short. I am requesting E for all of them because I am unfortunately myself and that self is depraved.
1. Truth serum/truth spell.
A modern cultivation AU where Xue Yang decides to fuck up Song Lan's life by dosing him with truth powder or casting a truth spell on him, forcing him to spill his thoughts, including his long-held love for Xiao Xingchen. But Xue Yang fucks up and accidentally doses himself as well, and well... he ALSO has long had a thing for Xiao Xingchen - and a well-worn fantasy about being fucked against a wall by Song Lan.
2. Teacher/student au.
Xue Yang adores one of his teachers, Xiao Xingchen, and cannot stand another, Song Lan. When he discovers they're married, he's determined to break them up. It does not go as planned... but perhaps it goes even better?
3. Camboy au.
Song Lan secretly loves to watch a brat twink camboy, Xue Yang. What he isn't prepared for is to watch his longtime best friend (and secret love of his life) Xiao Xingchen join him on camera. What he is REALLY unprepared for is to hear Xiao Xingchen accidentally gasp Zichen while streaming, or for Xue Yang to beg tell me about him again while his bullied cock gently weeps. Eventually, through hijinks, Song Lan joins them.
Additionally, all my bookmarks are private as a matter of habit, but if you want to trawl through them for vibes/inspo, I'd be happy to give a list to the mods.
Thank you so much! I hope you enjoy creating this as much as I'm gonna LOVE it!
General things I love:
I've rarely met a trope I do not love. That said, my particular favorites are! Truth serum or any other magically forced confession. PINING. Humor. Poetic nonsense. Inventive or non-traditional storytelling. Lush imagery.Fairytale or mythological retellings. Reincarnation. First time. LOVE CONFESSIONS. Sexy sexy dueling or swordfighting or such. Social media au! Obsession. Obsessive and manipulative pining. Very unhealthy everything tbh. Codependency. Themes of monstrosity. Strong lines. Unusual lighting. There was only one bed. Fake dating! Amnesia. Canon divergence. Huddling for warmth. Time loop. Body swap. Tattoos, SO MANY TATTOOS, INK THOSE BABIES UP. Good cook Song Lan. Metalhead Song Lan. Xue Yang being one of those teenage mall goths who hangs out near the bookstore and tries to convince every closing worker to buy him cigarettes and beer. Bookstore worker Xiao Xingchen. Record store employee Xiao Xingchen. Age gap, age gap, age gap! (You wanna make Song Lan 40 and Xue Yang like 16? Tell me everything.) Xue Yang being a burnout line cook a la Kitchen Confidential. Did I mention pining? Especially on Song Lan's part. I love to watch him suffer.
NSFW things I love:
Sex pollen. Fuck or die (especially when someone is trying to be especially noble about it). Dubcon. Coercive (non-violent) non-con. Breeding kink (without pregnancy). D/s dynamics (specifically dom xiao xingchen, switch song lan, and bratty sub xue yang). Daddy issues. Spit in mouths. First time. Spitroasting. Xue Yang being lovingly sexually bullied. Overstimulation. Overstimulation to the point of blacking out. Consensual non-consent. Orgasm control/delay/denial. Humiliation kink. Comeplay. Just like inhuman amounts of come. Undernegotiated kink. Incest. Public sex. Free use. Somnophilia. Stuck in a wall and oh no now there's a dick. Bruising. Biting. Spit. Especially if Xiao Xingchen spits on Song Lan's dick.
DNWs I'd like to respectfully request to avoid:
Genderbend/rule 63/trans headcanons (dysphoria can hit me hard and I'm not always in a headspace to process these), violent non-con, pregnancy. Kidfic. De-aging. Piss/scat/omo kink. Sounding. Mafia/bodyguard aus. Soulmate aus. Royalty aus. Established relationship. Vomit. Genital piercings. Discussion of safe kink/safewords/stoplight system. Creature!fic. Ace headcanons (again, I'm just not always in the right headspace). Space/sci-fi au.
I'd like to also request that, if background characters are included, that they're in these ships (or left unmentioned): wangxian, chengqing, niecest, xiyao. (I just adore all those ships and hate to see them parted)
Some prompts! I'll keep them pretty short. I am requesting E for all of them because I am unfortunately myself and that self is depraved.
1. Truth serum/truth spell.
A modern cultivation AU where Xue Yang decides to fuck up Song Lan's life by dosing him with truth powder or casting a truth spell on him, forcing him to spill his thoughts, including his long-held love for Xiao Xingchen. But Xue Yang fucks up and accidentally doses himself as well, and well... he ALSO has long had a thing for Xiao Xingchen - and a well-worn fantasy about being fucked against a wall by Song Lan.
2. Teacher/student au.
Xue Yang adores one of his teachers, Xiao Xingchen, and cannot stand another, Song Lan. When he discovers they're married, he's determined to break them up. It does not go as planned... but perhaps it goes even better?
3. Camboy au.
Song Lan secretly loves to watch a brat twink camboy, Xue Yang. What he isn't prepared for is to watch his longtime best friend (and secret love of his life) Xiao Xingchen join him on camera. What he is REALLY unprepared for is to hear Xiao Xingchen accidentally gasp Zichen while streaming, or for Xue Yang to beg tell me about him again while his bullied cock gently weeps. Eventually, through hijinks, Song Lan joins them.
Additionally, all my bookmarks are private as a matter of habit, but if you want to trawl through them for vibes/inspo, I'd be happy to give a list to the mods.
Thank you so much! I hope you enjoy creating this as much as I'm gonna LOVE it!