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𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙸-𝚂𝚆𝙰𝙽. 🍊 ([personal profile] money) wrote in [community profile] draino2026-01-13 02:10 pm
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fuck marry kill



FUCK, MARRY, KILL



welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)
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[personal profile] sensive 2026-01-15 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ no need to acknowledge that first part, when ava’s right. ]

[ adoring, ] She’s not an Avenger, but you don’t have to be, I mean, to be a hero.

[ he lifts his pint in her general direction: five foot nothing, all hair tinsel and razored nails. a pocket rocket, laying into one guy or another in a thick brooklyn accent. ]

She helped protect me during the murder mystery game, even when Stephen accused me of being one of the killers with, like, a lot of evidence. [ in answer to whatever look ava surely throws his way for that tidbit. ] I know. [ it was a weird time. ] And she took out the guy who was orchestrating the cult. [ with a shrug, ] One of the best people here, no question.

[ aaaand that’s enough sharing to warrant a generous swig. ]
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[personal profile] unfazeable 2026-01-15 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[the look lingers after 'i know.' this soon on the heels her last faux pas, and so close to bob's carnivorous ladies of vigilant grace, it seems exceptionally shitty to ask, so—]

He was wrong, obviously. Or you woke up with a bloody knife in your hand, blade an exact match for the wounds, and only the ladies knew that's just Bob in the morning.

[pause. a look at his beer. she is still processing the possibility—inevitability—that he's more than he looks like.] Don't answer. I'm sure it can wait. Not something that happens every four months, is it?
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[personal profile] sensive 2026-01-15 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ don’t answer, she says, and his mouth quirks, pleased to be normal a little longer (and to think that when he stops being that way, it might be explained in his own words this time). ]

You get it. [ women are right about everything. ] Every twelve, actually. They get really into Halloween Horror Nights here.

[ but they’ll figure their way out by then, right? ]
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[personal profile] unfazeable 2026-01-16 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[another one of those american young adult and/or family experiences ava didn't have, that it wouldn't have killed her to miss out on, really.]

Nine months feels like a long time to wait for some bullshit. Suppose that's what mums say, too. That the worst thing that happens here, far as you know?
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[personal profile] sensive 2026-01-16 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess it depends on your definition of “worst,” but uh, yeah, I think so.

[ he thinks it over for a moment. ]

Doesn’t make what you got on arrival less worse, for the record.
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[personal profile] unfazeable 2026-01-17 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh—

[oh. other times, she's capable of disappearing where she stands. seems a bit too obvious to try that now. ava's turn to examine her beer.]

Nothing happened, really. People weren't shit like you're talking about, maybe because there wasn't murder game stress. I'd say I was lucky, compared to all that.
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[personal profile] sensive 2026-01-18 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, okay.

[ not the time or place to push, especially with someone as disinclined to opening up as ava. ]

Now we know you’re here, so. Next time we’ll be there.

[ in the auction hall or coffins or wherever the fuck they end up next. ]
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[personal profile] unfazeable 2026-01-18 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Was that always your thing?

[her stare is brief, contemplative. she's drinking her beer again, getting back to feeling her acerbic self. is it 'invulnerable' if literally nothing can touch you?]

Finding kittens up trees to rescue?
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[personal profile] sensive 2026-01-19 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ he thinks to say, my thing was mostly meth. or morphine, depending on the year. ]

Not really. [ any time he tried to step up before, he only made things worse. hard to say if it’s better now, when standing trial in the games only distracted from the real killers. when he tried to comfort embry and the shadow slipped out. ] Are you — are you making yourself the kitten, in this scenario?

[ eyes big enough to beg, please do not kill me for saying that ]
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[personal profile] unfazeable 2026-01-19 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[well, that was obviously her fault. a grimace.]

I've had two beers on an empty stomach.

[making excuses. they're flimsy, but she finds she doesn't mind that he can undoubtedly see through them.] I'm whatever animal I want to be, at this point. And you should let your freak cape fly.

[she raises her pint glass aloft. apparently this is something to toast to, on this game night of our lord.]
Edited (Phone tags & thumb typos ) 2026-01-19 01:10 (UTC)