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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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I would hope so, with a delightful name such as that! Though, I would also enjoy the opportunity to murder him for the same reason! Kill him and fxck Corrigan might be my answer.

[ or kill shanks bc that'd be the Ultimate Move in Possessiveness ]

What of you?

I haven't decided. Though I'd ask permission before doing anything to your husband, of course.

Mind, I do not make his decisions for him. And you did keep our bed warm, while I was absent.

[ Through betrayal. 😔 ]

I couldn't let him mourn alone.

[ semantics?? ]

You took dutiful care of what is mine. Should he ever be agreeable, you need not fear my reprisal. There is only one man here I would deny, anyways!

[ A lowered gaze, under his lashes, and a soft smile at the praise. But his attention is brought back by the last part. ]

There is?

[ Curiosity takes him, though he shouldn't be questioning his god. ]

[ he absolutely should, because set ADORES curiosity. it's in the timber of his voice, the warmth and excitement that blossoms whenever he is pursued for deeper meaning or understanding. ]

Only the one! Timothy Laughlin. I would be unhappy if the two of them co-mingled. Not that I think it could happen; I simply had to sit with the thought some time ago and consider it.

[ There's no hiding the pleased -- and admittedly petty -- smile that slides onto Armand's face, amused at Set's distaste being directed at a mutual target. ]

And the same rule for me, also? [ Not that it would ever happen, but he does like having rules. ]

Without a doubt, it does.

[ the words hook with a leonine rumble, or perhaps the snarl of some distant relative of the wolf, or perhaps simply the threatening low of a hippo — ]

Your freedoms are to be pursued in the ways you see fit, but I would deny the two of you congress to any degree. You belong to me, Armand. And there are more delightful ways to pique my ire than dalliance with the faithful of another god.

[ Strange, to find solace in denial, but the look that Armand gives him is only grateful, glancing away in affected modesty at you belong to me. ]

I hope that I do not cause you ire, Lord. But -- [ Another look from beneath the fan of his lashes, one hand drifting up to touch the golden collar cinched around his throat. ] I hope, that if I did, you would find a suitable punishment.

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