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Anonymous asked:
What are the size limits of a vagina?
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About the size of a newborn baby.
I’m not just being glib; babies’ heads are as large as they can be and still pass through the pelvis. Any bigger than that, and the elasticity of the vagina is going to be less of a problem than the limits of the pelvic bones.
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Anonymous asked:
Are duck sauce packets from chinese takeout a viable lube?
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No. That stuff is super high in sugar, which means it’s a risk factor for yeast infections if used vaginally, and too sticky to be effectively lubey in any orifice.
NO. DO NOT FUCK THE THING.
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Anonymous asked:
How long is it safe to have something glass in my vagina? I have a glass bead that I like to put in there and am curious as to whether or not its safe to leave in overnight.
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As long as you’ve got removal worked out, you can leave it in there for a while. Glass is pretty non-reactive with your body, and because it’s non-porous, there’s less chance of it accumulating bacteria or general nastiness.
YES! YOU CAN FUCK THE THING!
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Anonymous asked:
My friend makes ceramic penises? Is it okay to fuck them? The glaze used is food safe, so I'm assuming it's vagina safe too?
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A food-safe glaze is probably vagina-safe too, yes. My main concern would be durability; make sure these penises are structurally sound and carefully check them for chips/cracks before each use.
YES! YOU CAN FUCK THE THING!
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Anonymous asked:
if u put a condom on a hot dog or multiple hot dogs, would u be able to fuck urself vaginally with it
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Sure! Really, a wide range of objects are okay with a condom on, because then you’re basically just dealing with an inflated condom. Unless there’s a substance that could dissolve or puncture the condom, your vagina doesn’t really care what’s on the other side of that latex barrier.
Multiple hot dogs seems… ambitious, but if this askbox has taught me anything, it’s never to doubt the limits of human ambition.
YES! YOU CAN FUCK THE THING!
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Anonymous asked:
What if I stick a pencil up my vagina (the eraser side, not as far as the point)?
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Then you will have a pencil up your vagina.
The main thing I’d worry about is abrasiveness; the little metal ferrule that holds the eraser on can have sharp edges that could cut up the inside of your vagina. Check your pencil carefully for these edges, and make sure both the eraser and metal bit are well attached.
YES! YOU CAN FUCK THE THING!
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headless-horsepossum asked:
can human blood be used as lube? it's for kinky vampire literature reasons i promise im not a murderer
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I don’t think it would be very lubricating. Blood is at best no better than water, and quickly turns outright sticky. It would be like trying to use orange juice for lube.
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Anonymous asked:
Peeing during masturbation and foreplay. Is there any damage that I can cause by forcefully urinating with an erection? I'm curious about future urethral sphincter damage (incontinence) as well as urine flowing into semenal vesicles, prostate, etc.
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I’m impressed if you can manage it, but no, it’s not harmful.
It’s actually your prostate that blocks urine when you have an erection, not your sphincters. The sphincters are able to open normally and will not be damaged. Your prostate will not be damaged either; it’s a solid organ and urine can’t backflow into it. (If it’s completely blocking the flow of urine, you’ll be pushing against it, but your prostate will win and the pee just won’t happen. You won’t blast your way through.) I’ve never heard of urine backflowing into the seminal vesicles, either; they’re sort of “upstream” from the path your urine takes.
So, no, I don’t think this is a risky behavior, just a very difficult one.
YES! YOU CAN DO THE THING!
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Anonymous asked:
Carved bone/ivory sculpture?
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Material-wise, it should be safe.
Check it very carefully for rough or sharp spots, and be aware that as a porous material, it cannot be fully cleaned and should not be shared between two people who don’t intend to share bodily fluids. As with most things, a condom will increase your margin of safety.
YES! YOU CAN FUCK THE THING!
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Anonymous asked:
So I've procured some needles. The kind with a plastic base, so we can't sterilize them. They'd only be used on one person, on cleaned flesh, etc. Would we be able to reuse the needles, since there's no risk of transmitting blood borne illnesses since it's only used on one person? Or is there an issue I'm not thinking of, and I should get new ones between play sessions?
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Let me show you a graphic here.
You see the issue.
Also, if time passes between the multiple uses, stuff stuck inside the needle can grow bacteria/fungi and that can become very hazardous. If you MUST reuse the needles, soak them in household bleach, preferably using a syringe to draw the bleach through them (leave it inside them for at least 30 seconds), and then rinse them with water.
But this is a harm reduction practice, not a best practice; the best practice is to get new needles. You can get them from a needle exchange, piercing supply websites, or medical play websites, and in some states/countries you can buy them from pharmacies without a prescription..