handsmotif:

the novelty of having a pet will never wear off on me i’ve had animals my entire life for 23 entire years and i still sometimes stop and go holy fuck there is just a little guy in my house

blue-lives-aint-shit:

spacefroggity:

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I’m like. Doesn’t it make you feel bad when you act like that

Just want everyone to know when I say ‘evil’ I really just mean “villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist”

velvetys:

So many times the mean girl in movies would put on a fun performance with singing and dancing and lights just to lose to the boring main character who just stood there and sang a slow song it’s twisted it’s sick

cryoverkiltmilk:

guerrillatech:

How dare you leave this Jason Todd discourse in the tags.

captainrandomstranger18:

the-potato-beeper:

adhd-vibes:

figofswords:

Stuck.

• (it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”

OH GOD ITS ME RN

Other people do this? Oh…

penitentsaint:

mutantapologist:

hannibal lecter does the typical “are you a danger to yourself or others?” therapist thing but if they say yes he’s like nice.

“are you a danger to yourself or others?“

“no”

“would you like to be”

brucespringsteen:

The way this app is so intimate but so isolating the only thing i can compare it to is like we’re all in a museum at the same time. Or eating in our cars in a mcdonalds parking lot

dickslapthestate:

patrocles:

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

iamalivenow:

i love people who are continuously surprised that there aren’t men kissing in marvel

anditwaslegendary:

We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of one of our brethren, cruelly taken in his prime due to cholera. Which reminds me…