Stranger Things cast Joe Keery, Natalia Dyer, Maya Hawke and Charlie Heaton for Netflix
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Stranger Things cast Joe Keery, Natalia Dyer, Maya Hawke and Charlie Heaton for Netflix
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Featuring The Harlem Congaroo Dancers (a.k.a. Whitey’s Lindy Hoppers): William Downes/Overalls & Frances “Mickey” Jones. Billy Ricker/Chef’s Hat & Norma Miller. Al Minns/White Coat-Black Pants & Willa Mae Ricker. Frankie Manning/Overalls & Ann Johnson [taken from here]
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sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said “we’ll allow it because it’s hot.”
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doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like “aw thanks elmo, we’re doing well” meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay
Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:
And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:
And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗
(Comment compilation from this Twitter)
I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo’s Twitter.
“So, boss… I may have messed up.”
“What did you do, Ray?”
“Well, I made a post for Elmo saying ‘Hi, how’s everybody doing?’”
“I mean, that’s kind of what we pay you for.”
“Yeah, but…. <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo.”
“Oh.”
“God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them.”
“Get the others.”
this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.
and important addition
Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment
Elmo shall drag us from the fire
Elmo is good red hairy small person
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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…
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lets-burn-down-the-post-office:
today I used the phrase “breasting boobily” in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil’s sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn’t god
“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book
Julian Onderdonk (1882-1922, American) ~ Texas Landscape with Bluebonnets, n/d
[Source: Heritage Auctions]