memehumor:

plantifulkitti:

me when someone asks what i like

headspace-hotel:

advanced-passenger-train:

dogpuppy:

Never thought I would consider the notion that Argentina is keeping Chile warm with its colossal ass.

foldingfittedsheets:

demonicae:

shutyourmoustache:

Jurch

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything more incredible. Fifteen hundred hours of love to create this masterpiece. Humans are wonderful actually.

prokopetz:

Today’s aesthetic: fic that spends several thousand words establishing Kink World, the world structured entirely around the author’s excruciatingly specific kink, does one sex scene in like chapter two, then spends the next thirty chapters interrogating the sociopolitical implications of Kink World.

redstonedust:

tragic when a thing gets hate for being ‘woke trash’ and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

despazito:

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

brain-wyrm:

“ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic”

That’s the kink

“they can barely/can’t control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??”

That’s the kink

“why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?”

Grisps your shoulders so firmly

Buddy you’re not gonna believe this

98khj:

98khj:

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

valtsv:

squidy-y2k:

valtsv:

valtsv:

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?