Things one doesn't actually say to one's boss even though one might be thinking it really, really hard:
"I'm so sorry you make so much money that you can't claim a bunch of exceptions. Please, continue to tell me how unfair this all is and I'll try to look sympathetic and outraged on your behalf.
Also, I can't help but notice that you didn't sign any of the stuff I left for you before I went on vacation A WEEK AGO. Do you think you can stop being oppressed long enough to handle that so I can do my fucking job?"
"I'm so sorry you make so much money that you can't claim a bunch of exceptions. Please, continue to tell me how unfair this all is and I'll try to look sympathetic and outraged on your behalf.
Also, I can't help but notice that you didn't sign any of the stuff I left for you before I went on vacation A WEEK AGO. Do you think you can stop being oppressed long enough to handle that so I can do my fucking job?"